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    Playing for Keeps by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    26 Nov 2019

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    A Tattoo Is Worth A Thousand Words by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    26 Aug 2023

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    “Ambidextrous, princess, it’s what makes me so good with my hands.” Eddie wiggled his fingers.

    “You mean for guitar?” Steve asked, completely missing the innuendo, and also nearly knocking Eddie flat at the thought that Steve Harrington knew he played guitar.

    “You stalking me or something?” Eddie asked.

    Steve frowned. “Uh, no, but your band played in the middle school talent show, it’s pretty hard to forget a thirteen year old screaming death metal before his voice dropped.”

    Eddie almost laughed at that. Almost. “You saying I’m unforgettable, princess?”

    “If that’s how you want to take it, Munson."

    Eddie realized this was turning towards something far more dangerous than taunting a boy known for getting into fights, like flirting with a very, very straight boy known for getting into fights.

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    After the events of season three Steve shows up on Eddie's doorstep asking for a tattoo... and then keeps showing up much to the dismay of Eddie's traitorous heart.

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    Particular by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    10 Sep 2022

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    Shen Yuan's first thought is, cool cool cool, glad to be fucked over by omega hormones again, never mind that he’d been ill for so long in his first life that he’d had maybe three shitty irregular heats before his body noped out of that.

    His second thought is: HOLY SHIT OMEGA SHEN QINGQIU IS CANON???!

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    21 Dec 2025

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    now you know by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    24 Jul 2025

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    When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.

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    The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”

    The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.

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    this malady of love by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 May 2025

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    There is something both thrilling and intimate about watching someone when they think no one is around, seeing how they behave in the vacuum of other people’s perception.

    Regulus momentarily sheds his poise when he wrestles with the ancient lock, tote bags precariously balanced on his shoulders and neat curls just beginning to frizz and frazzle in the humidity. He mutters something James is too far away to hear, but it is most certainly a curse.

    It’s oddly endearing.

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    James Potter offers to check on his best friend’s long-missing brother and gets a little too invested.

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    13 Oct 2025