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the second lantern rite freminet spends in liyue is different from the first one - he has someone to share ot with, like a mooncake split in half.
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— you’ve stained my clothes. — purity recoils in disgust, pulling back her white robe and clutching the bloody mark with her hand. at her feet lies the body of a beast - dead, at least for a while.
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Pure Vanilla worries that he pushes Shadow Milk too hard.
He worries that Shadow Milk hates him.He only wants to pull Milk up - to the bright sky.
To be closer.Series
- Part 2 of shards of glass and and warm hands
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All Shadow Milk’s lies became dust in one moment.
Now, he no more than just a pitiful creature.
No more than Vanilla’s friend.Series
- Part 1 of shards of glass and and warm hands
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shards of glass and and warm hands by crazy_mashed_potato
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game)
05 Jun 2025
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vanilla will take out shards of glass from milk’s heart.
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curse in a graceful disguise by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Aug 2023
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"I think we've got the humble Dan Heng today," March says, giggling mischievously.
"Humble…?" Dan Heng asks, looking utterly confused.
"Yeah, you're not even mentioning how awesome your hands look and how strong you are like you could totally protect all of us," March says, trying to remember what went down.
"And don't forget how you might need a sword too, because you're totally capable of handling it," Welt chimes in.
"Oh, yeah! I heard that too!" March exclaims. "Like, alright, chill out, Mr. 'I'm a pro with a spear and a sword,' my bad for just being a bow user."in which Dan Heng swaps bodies with Blade
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Even at the alter, General Ren does not smile. His expressionless gaze is cast on their joined hands instead as if it offends him. He does not lift his gaze until they rise from a deep bow, deeper than Dan Heng has ever had to in his life and it is for a man who has slain thousands of his people.
His smile slips when their eyes meet, a clash of green and red so vivid the world comes to a standstill to this single point in time.
After six years on the battlefield, Dan Heng meets defeat in the face of his consort.
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In the aftermath of a bloody war, the way to a lasting peace treaty comes in the form of marriage; generals of their respective armies would be offered as consorts for the heirs of their nations. In the name of peace, Dan Heng reluctantly accepts the show of goodwill but seeing an enemy as a friend is no easy task.
It quickly becomes clear that his own people would sooner seek vengeance for their losses than to accept this political power play, even at the cost of their prince's life.
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“Ah, thank you very much for coming. It's been quite awhile since I've streamed, I'm surprised more than ten people showed up to be honest.” Till puts his guitar to the side before coming closer to the camera. Positioning himself now so that only his face could be seen.
Stream Unknown: sir?? Are the 60k followers of yours a joke to you??
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At the cusp of defeat, Shadow Milk gets transported to a backwards world: Dark Enchantress was sealed away before she could do any lasting damage, the Beasts never came to be, and the Ancients rule over an otherwise peaceful world.
Oh, and apparently his counterpart is dead and hailed as a hero. Because his life wasn’t already complicated enough.
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What happens when the guy who basically saved all of cookiekind comes back as an evil, corrupted version of himself?
Healing. Healing is what happens…hopefully.
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16 Oct 2025
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If someone has that godly power, it could be a demon in disguise. Who knows why it holds so much hatred and boredom? What purpose was he sent down by the heavens? Of course he's a demon.. but he's treated like a god, being prayed for. A dark god, perhaps?
He comes once every year. Stays for 2 months, picks a random sacrificed bride, then disappears into his 'other-worldly realm'. That's what the villagers said.
Pure Vanilla was only sent on a mission to find out what was the source of that random energy outbreaks that sometimes occur in random places in Crispia, the source only led him to this village, but never has he known that he'll be a bride to this unknown god.