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    Lan Wangji had too much power over Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian already couldn’t think when he was around Lan Wangji; if he ended up catching stupid feelings for the stupid alpha — wanting to date him and kiss him and make a nest for him — it was over. Wei Wuxian’s life would absolutely be over. Because he would do something stupid, like, forget to take his birth control, or make a down payment on a house with a cute little backyard, or buy a fucking eco-friendly hybrid SUV with enough room for kids and a pet.

    Or Wei Wuxian baby traps himself into a relationship he'd wanted for years with an incredibly reliable and sexy alpha. The horror.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    After a break for illness, Taxian-jun finally gets his hands back on Chu Wanning.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?

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    12 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    There was so much that was startling and new since he woke from death. Five years was both such a short time and an infinity.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    Left to her own devices on a Zoo station she no longer controls and overrun by insubordinate and oversexed Quartzes, Holly Blue Agate reaches the end of her tether.
    Everything goes better than expected.
    Content warning/note: All sexual activity in this story takes place with the full consent of all participants, but in the early stages Holly has some unhealthy reasons for her choices (as well as some messed-up beliefs about others and herself).

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    01 Nov 2025

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