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    "So? How did Maggie find out, anyway?" Foggy asks, and the smile drops from Matt's face.

    "Well..."

    Foggy sucks in a sharp breath. "Oh, fuck. Oh no. No, no, no. Don't tell me—oh, for fuck's sake!"

    "No, Foggy, she didn't walk in on anything!" Matt's quick to assure him, and yeah, thank God for that, because that would've been even more awkward and terrible than it already is. "She found condom wrappers. And possibly, the used ones in the trashcan," Matt mutters the last part under his breath, not that it does him much good, because Foggy still hears.

    "That's it. I'm done." Foggy sounds like he's about to throw his phone across the room and Matt can hear him shifting, likely about to get off the bed and start pacing the length of his apartment.

     

    (Or, Maggie thinks Matt has a girlfriend. Who happens to be his... casual sex Frank Castle. Somehow, she becomes the last push they both needed.)

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    15 Feb 2026

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    "I've yet to meet the being — mortal or God — who I could not make feel the power of true love, whether romantic, platonic, or ideal." It was Clark's very reason to exist, after all.

    Diana just gave him a fathomless look. "Anyone at all?"

    "What about your husband?" Lex piped up, with a shark-like grin.

    "My husband?" Clark asked blankly. It took him more than a few seconds to parse Lex's words. "Wait — do you mean Bruce?"

     

    (AKA, a Greek Gods AU based on the marriage — and epic love story — of Hephaestus and Aphrodite)

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Bruce neglects to explain exactly who the attractive young man that seems to know him so well is, and what their relationship entails. Naturally, there are some misunderstandings.

    or: Five times Clark makes an assumption, and one time he finally learns the truth.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.

    Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift

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    16 Jan 2026

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    “It’s legit. Contract security for an event.”

    At the word legit, the entire room cringed back in distaste. Jerry held up his hands, heading off the inevitable protests before they could start.

    “I know. I know we said we weren’t doing any legit jobs. But this one is special.”

    “Who’s the client?” Jimmy asked, perceptive as ever. Jerry fought to keep himself from smiling, lowering his hands.

    “Bruce Wayne.”

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    11 Jan 2026