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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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19 Jun 2025
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your stare's 'bout to kill me by nobirdstofly
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2021
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The top half of Fu Yao's face is obscured by an elaborate cat mask, but something about her pointed chin and unamused moue stirs something in Feng Xin. She looks mean. She looks hot. She's cross-legged, leaning forward with one elbow on her knee, chin propped on her hand as she scrolls through the chat with the other hand. Then someone in the chat writes, TAKE IT OFF, and Fu Yao scoffs.
“You think this is for you?” she scolds.
Feng Xin would know that sneer anywhere, and heat rushes to her belly at the derisive tone. She closes the laptop so fast she almost pushes it off the coffee table. She texts Xie Lian before she can think twice about it. Do you know what Mu Qing is doing???
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- Part 1 of tell me why my gods look like you
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12 Apr 2025
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How to Lose 800 Years of Cultivation by Princeliest
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2022
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Mu Qing and Feng Xin are together. Any fulfilling and well-rounded romantic relationship is one that involves sex. Ergo, Mu Qing and Feng Xin should have sex. The only problem with that is that Mu Qing's cultivation is dependent on vows of celibacy that he took 800 years ago. Thankfully, he's never actually been interested in sex himself, so as long as Feng Xin doesn't touch him too much, they can do whatever Feng Xin wants. It should be fine.
It should be fine.
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06 Mar 2025
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during sex i sometimes wonder if my opponent secretly likes me by skadii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2023
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Mu Qing is hit with sex pollen. Feng Xin helps him out.
One of these things is true.
“Gorgeous,” Feng Xin’s repeating, over and over. “You’re perfect. Never known someone to take my cock so well.”
Mu Qing drags himself from his stupor. “What,” he gasps, “like it’s hard?”
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01 Mar 2025
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one night and one more time by beta_babelfish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2025
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When the dust settles, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are together.
Liu Qingge knows this, and he tells himself he accepts it. But he cannot forget what happened during those five years Shen Qingqiu was dead, no matter how much Luo Binghe wants to pretend it never happened.
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28 Feb 2025
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low-key wanna date you when you fuck me by skadii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2022
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There's a guy on the couch with his arm around Mu Qing's shoulders.
"How do you pick these guys?" Feng Xin says. "Do you really just go for the biggest dick you can find, personality doesn’t factor in at all?”
“By those criteria you would be at the top of my list,” Mu Qing snarls.
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23 Feb 2025
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An Exercise in Proper Sitting Posture by Princeliest for anonnymousse
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2022
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800 years is a long time to remain celibate and Mu Qing is wound tight at the best of times, so it shouldn't come as a surprise to him that trying to take the entirety of Feng Xin's massive dick is... well. Not easy, to say the least.
Luckily for him, Feng Xin has a lot of patience, and a lot of lube.
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08 Feb 2025
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Resent and Remember by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2022
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Feng Xin finds himself kneeling, too, in front of the ghost. The talisman doesn’t even flutter, because there are no breaths to disrupt it where it lays, so he reaches out to lift one of the bottom corners.
Carefully, he lifts his other hand and brushes some of the strands of silver hair; it’s soft, perhaps even too soft, but the likeness otherwise isn’t bad. His skin is pale and clear and even shows a faint flush across the cheeks.
“Qing’er,” Feng Xin says quietly, and wonders if the ghost can even hear him under whatever spell the talisman carries. “... Is it you?”
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A few hundred years ago, Xie Lian tried to get Mu Qing in to study cultivation at the Royal Holy Pavilion, and was denied.
A few hundred years ago, Feng Xin met the former palace servant Mu Qing at a brothel after the fall of Xianle.
Now, Feng Xin investigates a ghost that stalks and kills soldiers in the Yong'an capital.
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03 Feb 2025
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It’s been three years. Damen can handle three days.
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- Part 1 of ☀️
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11 Jan 2025
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a thousand jars by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2020
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The first time Shen Qingqiu feels it, he thinks he’s experiencing some sort of minor qi deviation.
“Shizun,” Luo Binghe asks quietly. “Are you okay?”“Am I not allowed to look at my husband?” Shen Qingqiu asks, doing his best not to get snippy. After all he’s a Peak Lord, a powerful cultivator, a man that has cheated death. There’s no reason for him to act like a needy spouse.
“My lord,” the servant leans down again with their voice practically purring as they refill a cup that’s only a quarter empty. It catches Luo Binghe’s attention, interrupting the beaming look he had been about to shoot towards Shen Qingqiu.
Despite the fact that Luo Binghe looks more bemused than entranced, Shen Qingqiu feels the porcelain cup in his own hand crack.
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02 Jan 2025
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Willow Dipped in Lotus Blood by screamingbees for IceCreamAndChocolateMints, adarksweetness, Black_moth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2024
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The lotuses are in full bloom when Jiang Cheng crosses paths with Liu Qingge.
A hunter intent on fulfilling his duty; a vampire intent on protecting his family.
They are united by blood—and the carnal connection created from it.
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26 Dec 2024
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show me glimpses of a reverence by nobirdstofly
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2021
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Xie Lian drags Mu Qing in for another kiss. Mu Qing’s eyes are open, grossly aware of their audience, but Xie Lian’s mouth is thorough and precise, and Mu Qing nearly reaches for him when he pulls back.
“Great, so,” Xie Lian says, breathless, “now you do the same to him.”
“To Feng Xin,” Mu Qing clarifies. Feng Xin is staring at him in shock.
Xie Lian beams at them. "Yes, just like how I did it!”
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03 Nov 2024
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i'll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Oct 2021
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So they decided to take things slow and at Mu Qing’s pace. Luckily for the both of them, there was plenty that they could do that wouldn’t completely destroy Mu Qing’s cultivation and they had gradually progressed over the last year from making out to grinding against each other to Mu Qing’s hands on Feng Xin’s member and Feng Xin’s skilled tongue on Mu Qing’s sex.
Feng Xin is more than satisfied with what they have now — partly because it was still hard for him to believe that he got to kiss Mu Qing, let alone do anything more than that —, but he can’t deny the heat that stirs up in him every time his partner says he wants to try something new.
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06 Oct 2024
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“Prove it.”
Kaveh paused. Slowly, he turned around. “What?”
“Prove that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh tilted his head. “And how do you suggest I do that?”
“Date me,” said Al-Haitham. “Prove to me that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh keeps getting broken up with and is on the verge of giving up on love when Al-Haitham propositions him.
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03 Sep 2024
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Beyond Repentance by wanningcore
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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“I can help you.” Mu Qing’s fingers brush featherlight up to Xie Lian’s face, sweeping the hair away from his cheek. “Feng Xin and I can help you.”
Xie Lian’s heart pounds. He wonders if Mu Qing is offering what he thinks he’s offering.
“If you want us to,” answers Mu Qing. He cups Xie Lian’s cheek in his hand, thumb swiping across his cheek bone. Xie Lian opens his eyes. “These two attendants would be honored to serve you, Your Highness.”
Xie Lian wants.
“Yes,” he whispers.
(Or: Xie Lian learns what it means to desire and has his wants fulfilled by his best friends.)
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13 Aug 2024
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Some color returns to the back of Feng Xin’s neck and he sucks his teeth in reproach, “Mu Qing, will you drop it? I’ve told you already it’s not your problem.”
“Don’t make that decision for me!” Mu Qing’s voice gets louder, “What’s with all the secrecy? What, are you dying?”
Feng Xin’s lips tighten into a thin line as his eyes drift down to the floor.
Or, Feng Xin's dying and Mu Qing wants to save him.
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15 Jul 2024
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Run For Cover by GooseRot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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In order to be rid of an overly relentless stalker, Shen Yuan makes the questionable and admittedly rather desperate decision to seek help from a demon.
The demon he ultimately summons, however, is a bit…different than he imagined.
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23 May 2024
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down by the banks, a sunflower blooms by kavehaithams (seolarspear)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 May 2024
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“Kaveh,” he confirms. “He is renowned in his line of work for his skill and passion.”
Lord Kusanali nods as if he had proved one of her silent queries. “I was hoping he would lend me a hand with this project,”
“I’m sure he would be honored,” he says earnestly.
She smiles, cheeks dimpling. “Do you really think so?”
Alhaitham smiles back, small, easy. “I know him quite well."
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Or, the one where Alhaitham is terribly, terribly in love with Kaveh.
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18 May 2024
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Immortal Lamb Crusader Way by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
24 Jun 2023
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Shen Yuan finds himself transmigrated into the last video game he played before his death -- the dungeon-delving, cult-building anthro hit game of the year, Immortal Lamb Crusader Way. Much to his dismay he finds himself in the role of the BBEG, the God of Death, He Who Waits -- Shen Qingqiu! Is there any way he can guide the protagonist, Luo Binghe, to level-up and victory without falling victim himself to the Lamb Crusader's blade?
And why does he want to pet the Lamb's fleecy head so badly? He's not a furry, okay! He's not!
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17 May 2024
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Familiar Stranger by GooseRot for oh_no_boi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2023
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After accidentally killing one of the most powerful criminals in the country in a tragic, ice cream related mishap, Shen Yuan is spirited away by witness protection to a foreign country.
There he meets a sweet stranger who, as the years pass, grows more and more familiar.
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Or: Shen Yuan’s would-be assassin becomes his (extremely) overprotective boyfriend.
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07 May 2024