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    Wyatt gave Harris a fun idea for a social media video, Harris didn't mean to start a war.

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    The Centaurs play the paper game!

    [there is now a companion fic featuring the comments section of each video]

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    27 Feb 2026

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    “Never have I ever had a crush on Shane Hollander,” Shane says pointedly, side-eyeing his traitor husband, who only leans in to peck his cheek before grabbing his glass and chugging its content.

    As focused as he is on the love of his life, Shane doesn't notice the people around him reaching for their drinks. Ilya certainly does.

     

    OR : the centaurs play never have i ever and shane finally realizes how loved he is

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    27 Feb 2026

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    ILYA: Tell Bretscher we have the condoms.
    ILYA: €5 for one. €12 for three.
    LUCA: 5??
    ILYA: Swiss use Euros, yes?
    ILYA: Don't tell me you use stupid currency too.
    LUCA: ...
    LUCA: We have Euros for Italy.
    LUCA: Five seems like a lot?
    ILYA: Tell him we have other customers. Take it or leave it.

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    Ilya starts an underground condom ring at the 2026 Winter Olympics.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Team Canada is undefeated, the Olympic Village is buzzing, and Shane Hollander just wants to focus on hockey.

    Unfortunately, his husband has discovered capitalism.

    When the Olympic Committee announces a condom shortage across the Village, Shane assumes it’s just another chaotic headline in an already surreal tournament. What he does not expect is to discover that Ilya Rozanov has been quietly selling their unused “complimentary health supplies” to stressed-out rookies and possibly half the international athletes...for five euros each.

    + additional drawing!

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Some can't stand homophobia.

    Some can't stand the Voyageurs.

    And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.

    So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.

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    26 Feb 2026