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How to locate a fugitive in ten easy steps by ex_martian for 0rbiting_mars
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Jun 2025
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Tim had always enjoyed shows like What The Ghost or Ghost Hunt UK. He'd been a huge fan of horror before he lost Danny, and the sheer unseriousness of them after his run in with the circus was something akin to comfort, so he kept up with the ones he really liked.
That's how he and the rest of the Archival Assistants ended up watching a gaming live stream by Georgie Barker, instead of working. Well, not that they would be working anyway, what with their boss being on the run for two murders, but this was a nice enough distraction.
Said boss decided to walk into frame at that moment.
What. The Fuck.
Or: the archive crew figure out Jon's location a lot sooner, with the help of streaming and food recognition
Guest Star: The Admiral
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18 Feb 2026
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“Hey, wonder what'd happen if we got Jon to listen to this,” Tim jokes. “Reckon he'd lose his mind?”
There's a faint murmur that Jon’s pretty sure comes from Sasha, but he can't make it out through the door, muffled as it is. The snort that Tim lets out is loud enough for Jon to hear, though, so he could infer.
At Tim’s joking suggestion, Martin delves into a stuttering sequence of mismatched phrases that could mostly just be summed up as “no”. Jon can't help but feel mildly insulted, considering that this was his band, but he supposes that if his assistants expected him to be in a steampunk space pirate band, there was likely no professional respect between them.
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In which Jon Jonnys all over the place.
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18 Feb 2026
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Never Have I Ever Worn Eyeliner by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jul 2025
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Set during the Research era, Sasha, Jon, and Tim start playing Never Have I Ever during a Christmas party. Sasha and Tim find out Jon used to wear eyeliner, and Jon and Sasha find out Tim has never worn eyeliner. Jon and Tim also happen to be very, very gay for one another, despite how much they try to hide it. Whatever will they do?
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18 Feb 2026
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Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapeFan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2025
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Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?
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15 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter finds himself hurtled back through time, landing back to just after World War 2 ended, more accurately, on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place...SLASH, MPREG Orion Black/Harry Potter Death meddles in the Master Of Death's fate once again...he must be awfully bored!
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07 Feb 2026