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HannibEskel is enjoying a quiet night at home when his evening is interrupted. Twice.The first interruption is welcome. The second, not so much.
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Buzz Buzz, Motherfucker. by disaster_imp for peaktotheocean, and_a_dash_of_Angst
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
20 Feb 2022
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Lambert is with Aiden when Karadin's crew attack.
Aiden doesn't die but his head injury is severe, and when his drowsiness persists, Lambert takes him to recover at Kaer Morhen. -
Blood Covenant by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Feb 2022
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Regis reflects.
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Lambert just wants to do his thing in a quiet corner with no interruptions.
...Enter Aiden.
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When life gives you lemons... by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
10 Jan 2022
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Still sore from top surgery, Jaskier relocates to a small town to focus on healing, writing, and just maybe, to make a new start.
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14/31 completed Decembert prompts.
Prompts by chapter:1: Ice Fishing
2: Snowmen
3: Ugly Sweater
4: Shelter
5: Animal Tracks
6: Evergreens
7: Winter Springs
8: Winter Springs
9: Northern Lights
10: Open Fire, Frosted Windows, Mulled Wine, Winter Storm, Traditions, Fleece blankets -
Horse by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Dec 2021
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It’s the first time Jaskier’s wintered at Kaer Morhen, and if he’s being honest with himself, it’s not as horrible as he expected, given the whole bitterly cold, high-up-on-a-mountain-iceblock thing.
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Nesting, but make it Cat. by disaster_imp for Lohrendrell
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales (Video Game)
13 Dec 2021
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Aiden turns his skills to handy-person-ing.
Coën provides a timely distraction. -
Mushrooms and Salad by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
07 Dec 2021
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“If you know magic and spells… If you can cast them… Can you turn me into a boy?”
“No,” Triss replied in an icy tone. “I can’t.”
- Andrzej Sapkowski, Blood of Elves. -
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“Job on the –” Lambert starts.
“Noticeboard, yes, I know. Looking someone who can fight, if needed. Need a man who can keep the peace at a festival tomorrow night. Half now, half at the end of the night.” -
You don't get to hurt me just because I asked you once if you were alright by disaster_imp
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
14 Nov 2021
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Not everyone has an easy time figuring their sexuality out, and in a world where it's heavily policed, it can be even harder.
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Sorry about this, my brain has a mind of its own and now you all have to suffer with me while I fix it. Jaskier does not stay dead. Jaskier is reincarnated repeatedly as a wide variety of monsters. Witchers keep killing him again. Until they figure it all out. The ending will be happy.
This is possibly going to be the only monsterfucker fic where nobody fucks monsters, but since I am in fact a disaster I cannot guarantee that will not change. I swore I wasn't going to publish this until the previous one was finished, and then I promised myself i wouldn't publish this until I had at least 10k words down but I have no self-control so here we are.
Non-con: Jaskier keeps getting reincarnated as various monster-type creatures and does not always have control over what happens to his body or its reactions. More detailed warnings will be at the start of the relevant chapters. There's no other sentient being non-con.
Dead dove do not eat: There are chapters from monster-Jaskier's point of view. Some are quite disturbing/explicit. The monsters aren't always canon-ish. Again, more detailed warnings will be at the start of the relevant chapters.
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- Part 5 of Finding Home
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daerht eht gniwollof by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Watch Dogs (Video Games)
31 Oct 2021
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Imagine if instead of dying, something, probably not something good, but something, booted a feisty cat witcher out of the Witcherverse and into WATCH_DOGS...
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Bon Flame by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Oct 2021
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Lambert hasn't seen Aiden for the better part of a year, and now that he's late for the one absolute they share, Lambert is worried.
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- Part 4 of Finding Home
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It's Jaskier's first winter at Kaer Morhen, and he's gone and gotten himself lost.
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winterview with a vampire by disaster_imp
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2021
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An aspiring journalist uncovers a photographic mystery about the reclusive Morhen family of the Hertch mountain snowsports resort.
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Employees’ Guide to Brokilon Sanctuary, section 8: Habitats and their inhabitants by disaster_imp for Octinary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Sep 2021
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Congratulations, you're hired, welcome to employee induction day one, please read your contract in full and sign here... oh, one moment, there's a special pen for that, this is a binding contract, just a little nick on your finger, there, well done. Now through there to have your uniform measurements taken, that's it. NEXT!
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Lambert is meandering peacefully through a rather uninteresting day, when he meets a strange fellow.
His day doesn't get worse, exactly.
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Jaskier is trying, ok? He wants you to know. He's trying.
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Holed up in the protective warmth of Kaer Morhen during winter, Geralt tells his fellow Wolf witchers about a time he and Jaskier ran into Letho during a contract in a bathhouse.