dreadpirateswan
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Pre-Wedding Jitters by dreadpirateswan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Aug 2015
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Tony is NOT nervous before his wedding, thank you very much. But Steve helps him calm down anyway.
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Fight Me by dreadpirateswan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
16 Jun 2015
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Steve keeps challenging the cute nurse to fight him. Sam can't help but to laugh.
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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20 Feb 2026
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It wasn’t that Ilya was jealous. It was just that…he sort of was.
It's finally the off-season, and Ilya cannot wait for a perfectly boring summer at the cottage with his perfectly boring husband.
Shane, however, has other ideas.
(AKA Ilya gets jealous of a literal plant.)
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- Part 4 of Hollanov Oneshots
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19 Feb 2026
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better whip me if i misbehave by evilrussianprincess
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Dec 2025
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“Shane…”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re calling Shane?”
“Sweetheart,” Ilya corrects, tilting his head down against Shane’s grip on his hair to try to catch his lips. “Please.”
“I can do everything she can,” Shane says. “But you’ve been a bit too naughty today. I’m tying you up first.”
“Oh, no,” Ilya says, voice going high and breathy. “That’s terrible.”
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Or - The jealous Shane/pathetic top Ilya fic where Shane makes Ilya beg for it
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17 Feb 2026
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Be Simple With Me by distira
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jan 2026
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Shane swipes out of a few notifications from the ESPN app, all clickbait about Scott Hunter’s speech at the NHL awards. He can’t deal with those right now, his brain is not online. Then he sees the Snapchat notification, from Ilya.
Shane puts his phone down and blinks a few times. He picks it up and checks the display again. The notification is still there.
He hasn’t gotten a Snap from Ilya since the end of the season back in April, after they crashed out of the Frozen Four without making it to the final. Shane saw him a few times after that, at team meetings and at the annual sports awards dinner, but he’s pretty sure Ilya left campus before the end of the semester. Shane wasn’t expecting anything from him until the fall, when he’s back at school.
He rubs his eyes and rolls onto his side, swiping the app open. It’s a video.
or, the boys are in college, featuring self discovery, russian diminutives, and (to ilya's chagrin) the scott hunter of it all.
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16 Feb 2026
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Shane was twelve years old when he found out he was a sub. He still remembers the moment, designation result crumbled in his tiny hands, his fists shaking. Not in terror but in rage.
“Darling,” his mother continues, and he can tell her heart is breaking, “We can’t help who we are”.
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15 Feb 2026