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On the Cold Hill Side by marycrawford
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
08 Jul 2014
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In the end, Gimli thinks, Legolas will steal his heart and sail away with it, and even the wonders of the Glittering Caves are not enough consolation for that loss. But when Aragorn calls for Gimli’s help in dismantling the hidden traps of Orthanc, everything changes.
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04 Dec 2025
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impartial bystander (for the time being) by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2015
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She's a Belcher, dammit. It's going to take a lot more to unnerve her than a dumb boy and a hat that wouldn't fit him either.
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- Part 6 of wait, don't tell me
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01 Dec 2025
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Five things that didn't happen, couldn't happen, wouldn't happen.
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- Part 5 of wait, don't tell me
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29 Nov 2025
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Being a teenager is fucking hard sometimes.
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- Part 3 of wait, don't tell me
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29 Nov 2025
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Snug by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
01 Feb 2019
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Rey meets her friend's creepy older brother and he immediately starts coming on to her.
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- Part 19 of MalRev’s Short Stories
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10 Sep 2025
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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22 Dec 2024
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How To Save A Life (The Cannibal-Friendly Handbook) by Kittendiamore
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
28 Jun 2013
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There’s a man looking up at Will, who has clearly been distracted from - Oh. Throwing limbs into the river. Human limbs. Lovely, he thinks sarcastically. Then he thinks it again because it actually is kind of lovely. The man looks confident. At ease with what he is. He’s kinda hot, too.
Or: Will tries to jump off a bridge but ends up offering himself up to a cannibalistic serial killer...as you do.
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04 Oct 2024
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From this kink meme prompt:
http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/4777.html?thread=14186409#t14186409"Uni!John was in the rugby team. After getting a bit drunk he agress to let his team 'have some fun with him' but after a few guys he askes them to stop. They carry on."
DS Lestrade finds him afterward. They help each other.
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24 Sep 2024
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singularity by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, The Boys (TV 2019)
04 Aug 2024
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“Human male, enhanced, mid-forties,” Bruce read out from his tablet, stepping around Homelander’s cot with a brief, surveying look at the man. “Vulnerability to…zinc and other Earth compounds. Minor muscle atrophy noted. Possibly from lack of full development during childhood. Other--”
“The suit is padded,” Clark cut in, staring at Homelander’s legs. “You’re wearing a padded suit?”
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11 Aug 2024
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i'm bad at love (but you can't blame me for trying) by narcissablaxk
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Jul 2023
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“Do you want to fuck me, Ted?” she asked.
He raised his eyebrows. “Does a goldfish have a three second memory?”
She blinked. “I don’t know -”
“Yes, the answer is yes.”
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31 Jul 2024
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work study by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
11 Mar 2023
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In his many years of taking on jobs for too-little pay, there’s one assignment he’s never worked. The other workers call it the “preschool brigade,” the FEDRA-school kids sent out into the field for what they call “work experience” to get them used to the real world. Really, it’s a behavioral tool, he knows, an example of “better act right or you’ll end up like these poor fuckers when you’re grown.”
He's deliberately never worked on one, uninterested in being put in charge of a kid doing a dangerous job they shouldn’t be. The kids that get sent on the preschool brigade are the ones FEDRA doesn’t necessarily care about getting back, after all, and there are things even adults shouldn’t be doing, not as untrained as most of them are.
And then comes the day one of the FEDRA guards assigned to his work detail that leads over a sullen-looking girl, who kicks rocks the entire way.
(an AU in which ellie and joel first meet on job assignments)
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24 Jul 2024
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Ellie can't stop thinking about Bill and Frank.
“Aren’t people from Texas supposed to, like… not approve of that?”
Joel looked at her, rolling his eyes. “There were gay people in Texas, Ellie.”
Gay. Ellie took the word in, and tucked it close behind her heart.
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24 Jul 2024
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Clark has a lot of good friends, and at least three best friends, only one of whom he's dating. But also before they dated two of his best friends had sex with each other, that one time. And he and his other best friend, who he is not dating, got drunk and kissed that other time. Which he didn't tell his girlfriend. And then there was that whole thing with the ghosts, which everyone knows about, except for the part they don't. Clark is handling things very well and being extremely cool and also normal.
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- Part 48 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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06 May 2024
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Amore mio, Let me see you (So handsome, hello) by sual
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV)
07 Feb 2022
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Grogu, absolutely convinced that Luke is dying, manages to drag Din halfway across the galaxy in a desperate attempt to save his teacher’s life.
(The Jedi is not dying. The Jedi is in heat.)
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05 Apr 2024
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sit down, breathe, and just listen by andfollowthesun
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
08 May 2021
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“Of course we’re married.” Anakin is blinking at the camera guilelessly. “We’ve been married since before the end of the Clone Wars. What are you on about?”
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05 Apr 2024
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unstoppable force, immovable fathers by godbinder
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
13 Feb 2021
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“I just need a refuel,” Luke tells the droids, carefully throwing his legs over the edge of the cockpit to slide to the ground. Grogu coos softly, his hands opening and closing his three fingers.
“Not a problem, we’ll have you—ready to go...” She trails off when she gets a look at the child, who begins babbling. The Force moves around her in happiness then surprise, shock, then something akin to anger sparking faster than a thermal detonator. Before he can open his mouth, in a move that would have left Han impressed, she has a blaster in hand and shot him in the face.
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05 Apr 2024
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A Familiar Name by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Jan 2021
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Boba loves Din.
Really, he does.
But if he has to hear one more word about Luke Skywalker he's going to strangle Din.
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- Part 2 of Mystery Man
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03 Apr 2024
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Mystery Man by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Jan 2021
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Luke is seeing someone, apparently.
And really, it’s none of Anakin’s business.
Really.
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- Part 1 of Mystery Man
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03 Apr 2024
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11 Dec 2023
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Kori's Room by WrongLeverKronk
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
05 Mar 2021
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Starfire, Robin, and Raven hang out in Starfire's room for a relaxing morning off. This is truly just fluff.
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11 Dec 2023