dumpsterwizard
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“I've been hit by the bus of love, that falling brick of you.” (I See Myself - Geese) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Original Work
18 Nov 2025
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“please fuckin’ touch me, razz.” It wasn't a lot of pressure from sludge, but razz folded under it nonetheless, since blue-balling sludge again seemed like an awful death wish.
(or, a sappy sleepy sex fic between two of my ocs, inspired heavily by I See Myself - Geese )
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- Part 1 of Cosmically Moronically Sludge
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You wake up next to him, in the middle of the night (with your head in your hands) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
16 Nov 2024
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“Kitty left her second bar with her knight in tow, belly full of cheap bread and mead, hooking arms with the metal clad man next to him, feeling only borderline hammered, but holding it together. Cirus had to limit himself.. given he wasn't a goblin with an insane poison tolerance, and was a human knight who had the tolerance of a teenager at a frat party he didn't belong at.”
or, Kitty and cirus barhop, they share some feelings, and kiss it out! (+ a chapter 2 where they cuddle up together and cirus makes her breakfast in the morning because I was dying to make a two parter)
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And when were getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong. (A Bathhouse Fic) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
21 Oct 2024
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“Are you actually gonna bathe this time? you stink, Clanks” Kitty questioned the knight that was holding her towels, bar of soap, and a key to the personal hot spring/bath they scored from an old goblin that kitty knew personally, the guy happened to own the place.
now that kitty thinks about it, Cirus only really tagged along a few times, but never to get a bath. just to stand guard and look at everywhere but kitty's face, likely out of some kind of respect because of how they met. a knight saving a goblin in a dress from a kidnapping gains that bond, it seems.
(or, kitty takes her boyfriend to a bathhouse and have a very tender moment)
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floral porcelain heart-shaped ashtray. by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
18 Oct 2024
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A simple innocence turns into something.. much more when a glass of mead is involved. A short, but sweet tale of a drunk goblin in drag and a drunk human man frotting.
this is a reference to a thread i don't remember who made it, but it reminded me of these two fantasy faggots, it was basically just about dry humping and how innocent it can seem at first but devolve REALLY quick
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Harassment, eight nickels of hash, delay quick, and then dash (Whoa - Earl Sweatshirt, [feat. Tyler, the creator]) by dumpsterwizard
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
22 Apr 2024
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Cloaker had a shitty day, why not peg the absolute life out of the soldier on his team? it'd at least tick a box off his bucket list.
For $9.95, maybe he'll fuck that stupid smirk off your face too!
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- Part 4 of SONGS BY EARL SWEATSHIRT
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a series about my tf2 oc, cloaker, hes kind of a hoe ngl
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Kitty Scotch Chronicles (Mature, But Not Explicit) by dumpsterwizard
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
16 Nov 2024
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any smutty works of this character aren't included in this series
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writings that contain my alien oc Sludge & other characters in that universe i created
razz(matazz) uses He/Him
sludge uses It/She/He (but my fics frequently use it/he)
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Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
15 Feb 2026
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Dennis Whitaker doesn't expect anything from his first night trying out the city's gay bar, but after meeting Michael, his whole night changes. They're a good match. Neither is looking for commitment, just a night of slightly drunken fun. And the sex? It's the best Dennis has ever had- not that he has much experience.
However, when he starts work the next week and realizes that Michael is actually his boss and teacher, Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinavich, neither of them know what to do. With HR violations being a real possibility and neither one of them wanting to complicate things, Dennis and Robby decide that they are better off pretending like their night together never happened. But when feelings grow too strong, neither of them are able to push it all down anymore. Will they be able to continue working together, or will they be stuck awkwardly evading one another forever?Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
15 Feb 2026
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Dennis really needs to pee. But he's constantly being tugged around. Robby starts noticing somethings off and when Dennis slips away he follows him.
"Good. Now go order in those tests Whittaker." He says, and Dennis nods. "Yes, I'm on it." He says, trying to ignore the heat pooling in his gut and only making his desperation worse.
He always listens to the nurses, and they've never done him wrong. Why is this the one thing that they said that he decided not to listen to? Damn him. Should have listened to the nurses. Focusing on his patient again, he gives the nurse his best sad wet dog eyes.
Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
13 Feb 2026
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Robby scoffs, “Tell me how much you need it. How badly you need to touch yourself that you call me in the middle of the night. Waking up your fucking boss cause you’re that horny.”
“C-Christ, I am so fucking needy. I’m begging for more, sir.” He can’t believe what he’s hearing from his own mouth, “And I’m selfish. Selfish for calling you, crying to you about my problems. Fuck- I’m so sorry, sir.”
Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
12 Feb 2026
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Temptation came in all different sizes, Robby always thought, but when his life was perfect, wife, clinic and wealth, temptations weren't something that worried him... at least until his wife hired the pool boy.
Bookmarked by dumpsterwizard
11 Feb 2026