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to be queen by eldal0te
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Sep 2025
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Nimloth receives some much needed advice from her mother in law
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of melons and cloves by eldal0te
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Sep 2024
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Maedhros and Elwing invent the reconciliation by petty market rivalry
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what this darkness cannot swallow, it must spit out by Dialux
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Mar 2021
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Caranthir sighs, disgusted, and sits on the bed, as far as he can get from Celegorm without appearing like he’s halfway to crawling out of his skin. “I didn’t come back to life so I could hear how much my dying traumatized you.”
“You fucking bastard,” says Celegorm, and lunges.
[When Caranthir is reborn into Valinor, he must deal with everything he left behind in Beleriand- the annoying brothers, the overbearing parents, the family he lost and will never regain.
But there are things that Caranthir does not know. There are lies that have not yet been unwound. There are mercies he has never expected. It takes orange trees, infuriating brothers, silver ribbons and unseasonal thunderstorms, but slowly Caranthir learns precisely how wrong he is.]
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09 Dec 2025
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Our Bodies Are Our Gardens by AnnaRobots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Jun 2025
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Nerdanel ignored the protests and held up a head of red leaf lettuce. “This is a vulva,” she said.
“That is a vulva,” Turukáno echoed dutifully.
“You cannot simply tear off the tough outer leaves to reach the tender inner petals,” Nerdanel said. “Gentle and slow is the way to approach. Massage the outside. Use your fingers, tongue, lips. Don’t be afraid to really salivate on it. Most importantly, use your imagination, and watch how the leaves respond to your touch. Here, you try.” She handed each pupil a head of something green and leafy.
Findekáno stared at his iceberg lettuce. “Do they, the real thing I mean, do they really have leaves?” Findekáno whispered to Makalaurë.
Makalaurë shook his head no. At least, he didn’t think so.
The princes of the Noldor learn about an important loophole, and swear a foolish Oath. Parties, after-parties, improbable help from parents, many first times, and declarations of love. Also, blowjobs.
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08 Dec 2025
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White Water Flowing by StarSpray
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Mar 2025
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In Valinor and homesick for Imladris, Celebrían decides to build a new one.
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- Part 69 of Wisdom of the Evening Star
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06 Sep 2025
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second, third, and hundredth chances by marvelruinedmyspirit
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
20 May 2025
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“What would you say to him?” Always, it was Fingolfin who started it, of course. “If he came back.”
“Which he would not,” said Finarfin. It was a little dance they did to introduce the subject, to make sure that it was clear.Or, in their free time, Fingolfin and Finarfin like to hypothesize.
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- Part 3 of exile
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06 Sep 2025
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In hindsight, Dick shouldn’t have begun impersonating Bruce for Justice League meetings.
Yes, Bruce had given Dick permission to go in his place as a proxy, but really, it was his fault for assuming that Dick was going to attend as Nightwing. But then Jason found out, and then Tim joined in, then Steph, Cass and Damian, but hell, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them out of the most elaborate hoax in Robin history?
At first it was hilarious, one-upping the core members of the JL, but it’s been years and they’re all in too deep now.
Or; a Batfamily reveal fic with a twist
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- Part 9 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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03 Aug 2025