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The Adventures of Sir Adam the Not-Quite-Chaste: Not Appearing in This Film by eloiserummaging
Fandoms: Adam Lambert (Musician)
12 Jul 2011
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Well, all right, Sir Adam thought doubtfully. I suppose this could be the place. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail fusion; Adam at Castle Anthrax)
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Hopelessly Devoted by xxaesthxtic_rxses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Mar 2026
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5 times the centaurs see how completely Ilya Rozanov loves Shane Hollander
and 1 time they love each other in private.Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
15 Mar 2026
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favorite by goldenlanternss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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“You tell me,” Ilya murmurs, “When I am cock buried inside, that you are learning Russian? You are not just saying this because I tell you I am homesick?”
Shane tries to control his blushing, hand straightening the crucifix on instinct, fixing it at the base of Ilya’s throat, “I’ve been trying to, nothing impressive.”
Ilya puts a hand under his chin, forces their gaze to meet, then pounds him hard, once, twice, three times. All of the normal friction he’s used to after so much fullness has Shane’s eyes rolling back, and Ilya pulls his chin again to kiss him while pistoning his hips roughly now.
“Shane,” Ilya hisses as he whines, “L’ubímyj: my favorite.”
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- Part 1 of safe place
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15 Mar 2026
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safe space (only you) by goldenlanternss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Mar 2026
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Shane turns off the light and curls up on his side, leaning against a pillow. He turns his phone brightness down so it won’t sting his eyes, his face barely illuminated for Ilya to see in the darkness.
Ilya doesn’t cut off his own lights, just hums appreciatively into the phone, “Is nice, I see your freckles this way.”
“You won’t have time to see them on Thursday because I’ll be skating too fast for you to catch up.”
Ilya smiles, “So mean to me, I tell you you are beautiful and you tell me to die.”
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(the first six months of being boyfriends)
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- Part 2 of safe place
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15 Mar 2026
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So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.
His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.
Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.
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15 Mar 2026
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“You know, one day you’re gonna meet someone you love so much you’ll want to toss all your stupid rules out the window just to be around them,” Jessica told him the day they broke up.
God, Shane remembers thinking. I fucking hope not.
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14 Mar 2026