facetiousFeline
Recent bookmarks
-
Summary
The story of a boy destined to die, and a brother who would do anything to save him
- Words:
- 1,514,183
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1,486
Bookmarked by MadCatMephi (facetiousFeline)
31 May 2025
-
Summary
"This plan is insane, unsafe, ill-advised, and - in case I haven’t already made it abundantly clear - I’m begging for the chance to join you.” Sea piracy, highway robbery, grand larceny, assassination, espionage, and a coup. Who needs bad guys with good guys this bad? Molly, Caleb, Essek and the Nein all rotate in and out of frame in this sprawling, thoroughly upsetting and utterly ridiculous sojourn through the criminal underworld of Wildemount.
- Words:
- 385,931
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 64
Bookmarked by MadCatMephi (facetiousFeline)
19 Dec 2022
-
Tags
Summary
After they explore Aeor together, Caleb asks Essek to move in. It takes Essek ... A while to figure out exactly what he means.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,812
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 288
- Kudos:
- 1,428
- Bookmarks:
- 401
- Hits:
- 17,631
Bookmarked by MadCatMephi (facetiousFeline)
08 Aug 2022
-
Tags
Summary
It starts like this: Essek, in a fit of lonely idiocy, agrees to partake in a honeypot scheme with the Mighty Nein. It goes about as smoothly as he should have expected.
It evolves to this: by decree of Deirta Thelyss, Verin is tasked with protecting his brother and his brother’s friends(??) as they parlay with the Children of Malice over the diplomatic incident they caused. Verin remembers his brother being much more of an aloof douche and much less of a floating disaster.
Or: In a reality where the Mighty Nein do a stop in Xhorhas prior to meeting up with DeRogna, Essek agrees to help with one side quest and ends up with a lover, a brother, and a fight with a god.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,989
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 639
- Kudos:
- 1,493
- Bookmarks:
- 420
- Hits:
- 25,008
Bookmarked by MadCatMephi (facetiousFeline)
04 Jul 2022
-
Tags
Summary
At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.
In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.
(If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,555
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 67
- Comments:
- 3,913
- Kudos:
- 18,996
- Bookmarks:
- 5,775
- Hits:
- 251,912
Bookmarked by MadCatMephi (facetiousFeline)
05 Jul 2021