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"So," Hyuna starts, mighty and loud as Ivan rearranges the plate of chicken on the table to make room. Just as he settles down the plate with six fried eggs on it, Hyuna proposes the question, "What do you think came first; the chicken or the egg?"
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the prince & the pay4gay (working title) by fakyudie for nemoys
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
29 Dec 2025
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"It's not that the whale didn't want to sing in the same key as the other whales. It could only sing in that key that no other whale could hear."
"Then the other whales," the word was still foreign on Till's tongue, the pronunciation rolling out all awkward. "should've just tried listening to it harder! I listen to you closely even if you sing off-key! It's not that hard!"
Ivan looks at him like he was stupid. "You really are a blockhead," he repeats, dodging the smack Till had been aiming at his face with practiced ease.
There was a scared dog. There was a lonely whale. There was an Ivan, who was Till's.
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Maybe he should be a bit specific— it wasn't a boy with a stupid bowl cut that told him that making music would not require him to take up dance practices and fan service lessons. Yet here he is, snug as a bug in a cute Sanrio head piece on his head. In front of 200 something people. Fans, he corrects himself. He thinks the character's name is My Felony.
"It's My Melody," Ivan supplies helpfully. "'S cute. You look like a bunny."
"You look like my next victim." Till grumbles and Ivan goes hehehe with practiced ease and exchanges smiles with the fan on the other side of the table. Just another Tuesday with my dear Till, haha! Where on the album do you want me to sign, hm?
Till and balancing his love life with his idol life.
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Sanji has a secret and Zoro is determined to be annoying about it, but only because of how annoying Sanji is. Definitely not for any other reason.
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21 Feb 2026
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Carnal Pleasures by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Mar 2024
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Zoro has a problem with being too intense in love, but he always cuts things off before they can interfere with his future.
So he tells the cook he's got a crush on him and expects it to end right there.
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20 Feb 2026
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“Hey there, handsome.”
The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”
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When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.
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10 Feb 2026
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Robin says nothing and Zoro says nothing either. So Sanji follows their lead and swallows down the question that has bubbled up again and again over the last few months.
What the fuck is happening?
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10 Feb 2026
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The Oar That Leads Us by MithrilWren
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
03 Feb 2024
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After an ill-fated errand ends in disaster, Nami and Sanji find themselves adrift in the middle of the East Blue. With their food supplies dwindling and no rescue on the horizon, both begin to fall back on old habits.
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28 Jan 2026