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  1. Rec 32

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    Zelda, in an eternal state of agitation worrying about the future, joins her girlfriends at Hebra’s ritziest, most exclusive ski resort right before the holidays for Paya’s alpine bachelorette party.

    Well, of course she’s celebrating one of her dearest friends. But that doesn’t mean she can’t indulge herself. Especially when her childhood crush quite literally has been tasked to make sure the future queen of Hyrule doesn’t ski off the side of a mountain.

    Modern AU. Christmas smut and fluff.

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    08 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 3

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    Former fighter-turned-stunt pilot, Link crashes during his final show at the world-famous Maiamais Pier-on the very same day his longtime celebrity crush, "Sahasrahla's Sweetheart" Zelda Daphnes, is set to appear. He'd hoped for nothing more than to have a single dance with her.
    When the Fates step in, he is given two weeks to meet her, fall in love, and share one last, unforgettable dance.

    Based on the musical Steel Pier - a 1930s dance marathon

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 60

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    "Please,”
    “Please what?” he asked her coolly.
    “Fuck me,” she whined.

    A week-long collection of one-shots full of TwiYor's sexy encounters.

    Hope you enjoy!

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Rec *

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    But it was … natural. As if the ceremony had peeled away the last barriers of propriety between the couple. By no stretch was it flawless, but it certainly was precious. Without the constant force of wanting what he couldn’t have, and without Maomao’s incessant ignorance to his affection, Jinshi found it very easy to tilt her chin up and finish a conversation they had started many years before. It turns out when she is compliant, Maomao responds rather enthusiastically - to his kiss, his embrace, his hoisting her like a sack of rice before he laid her out on their bed.

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    Jinshi finally gets his girl and he's sentimental after.

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    05 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 62

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    It took Jinshi and Maomao a long time to begin their sexual relationship, and longer still to clarify their romantic one.

    In the midst of that, Maomao takes her responsibility of caring for Jinshi's wellbeing quite seriously. If she can be of use to him, then he should use her. Jinshi withholds from doing so, until he can't keep his frustrations to himself.

    What's got him so bothered? And what's taking him so long to secure their marriage?

    post LN 13/14, divergence

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    01 Feb 2026