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It was a balmy night in her quarters. There was the final puffs of a cigar in one hand, and the last mouthfuls of bottled rum in the other. Several feet away stood the ghost of her greatest regret: the ghost of Shadowbeard.
Lizzie swears she can see the ghost of Shadowbeard when she’s drunk.
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with love, from a thousand miles away by fiveminuterice
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
24 Aug 2025
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A collection of memories from Edyn Tidestrider’s twenty-two years under the guardianship of the Undersea's Elder council.
Edyn Tidestrider is the Chosen One. This fixes nothing.
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- Part 1 of saudade
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“You’re alive! You’re all alive!” He wrapped his arms around Chip and squeezed him tight. He was lifted off the ground with a surprised grunt.
“Uh, Gill? Running out of air!” Chip wheezed.
“What do you mean we’re alive? I think we would’ve remembered dying.”
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When presented with a sundial that rewinds time upon death, Gillion tries brute-forcing the fate of his crew.
It doesn't work.
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Family Reunion by fiveminuterice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Oct 2020
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There's something outside Izuku's window.
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Edyn Tidestrider, Chosen One extraordinaire, and Gillion Tidestrider, your best friend from the Trench.
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How to tame a Protagonist by Nao_k
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2021
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Shen Yuan, your local demonic beast tamer runs into a certain someone during an auction. A certain someone that has long been yearning for his very own Shen Yuan, no matter how much he denies it. Will Shen Yuan be able to tame this powerful beast? or will the beast devour him whole?
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13 Mar 2026
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seeking survival, i'll pursue a divorce! by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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After transmigrating into the antagonist of a reverse otome game, Shen Yuan is faced with a minor problem. "Minor" meaning "deadly," and "problem" meaning "Luo Binghe," of course.
Planning to escape the main plot of the game before it reaches its conclusion, Shen Yuan - now Shen Qingqiu, the unwanted wife that Luo Binghe starts out with before he pursues one of the game's actual love interests - does the only thing he can think of.
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"Lord Luo, this lowly one is humbly requesting a divorce!"Bookmarked by fiveminuterice
12 Mar 2026
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the multiverse is not a kind theory by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2024
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Luo Binghe did not win his place at Shen Yuan's side easily. It took countless tries - countless attempts at entering an iteration of Shen Yuan's world only to find that the 'Shen Yuan' there was destined to transmigrate into a world with a different 'Luo Binghe.'
This is fine, though, because Luo Binghe has finally managed to find a Shen Yuan of his own. He's managed to get close to him, even, to form a relationship so sticky sweet that it makes Luo Binghe want to carefully cut open his chest and place Shen Yuan inside so that they might press themselves so close to each other. What Luo Binghe witnessed in the past - the death and transmigration of so many 'Shen Yuans' - is fine.
And then his Shen Yuan catches a cold.
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12 Mar 2026
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The benefits of sleep deprivation by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2026
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Sixteen-year-old Luo Binghe was merely looking for a forest critter to amuse his master with when he discovers the baby, half-frozen in a basket by the river. Shen Qingqiu, who cannot conceive of denying his white lotus disciple anything, ends up accepting responsibility, and takes up single parenting as a side gig.
Thus begins the silent war between Shen Qingqiu, sleep-deprived and increasingly confused, and Luo Binghe, aspiring teen parent, looking to drop out of school to become the disciple who stepped up (...or not).
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11 Mar 2026
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through the eye of a needle by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Mar 2026
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When the original Luo Binghe crashes into his humble mountain abode, Shen Qingqiu half-expects that the shitty world of Proud Immortal Demon Way might just implode from its blackened demonic protagonist meeting his own younger, innocent disciple self. But when it doesn't, he's going to have to deal with something much more complicated: figuring out original Luo Binghe's intentions when he declares he’s moving into the bamboo hut, creating the world's most awkward roommate situation!
Nevertheless, Shen Qingqiu might still have a fighting chance of survival—if he can only decipher the haunting look in grown Luo Binghe's eyes, and his own increasingly muddled feelings...
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11 Mar 2026