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  1. Rec 69

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    Fraught with premenstrual cramps, Rose allows the Doctor to try and help her feel better.
    Little does she know, she's not the only one suffering from the effects of having a human body that's rife with hormones.

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    28 May 2025

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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given him in return was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn't quite understand. The sight of that smirk made his stomach feel strange and fluttery.... It was the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Or, 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst but Mostly Smut')

    Canon compliant with season 1 only. Read to heal your season 2 wounds.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    A series of stories tracing Aziraphale and Crowley's friendship from the Garden of Eden to after the Apocalypse.

    6,000 year slow burn, enemies to fr...still enemies to acquaintances to fr...associates to ITS OVER to YOU GO TO FAST FOR ME to friends to lovers.

    At times angst, pining, humor, more angst, romance, Whump, fluff, emotional hand-holding, and even more angst.

    Lots of character study, backstory exploration, Ineffable Plan, and (did I mention?) angst.

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    22 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    08 Dec 2024

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    “I’m sorry,” he registered himself saying between heaving sobs. “I’m so sorry, Crowley, I’m so sorry. Forgive me, please, please forgive me.”
    He hadn’t meant to say it like that, he knew the words were all wrong (he would never find the right ones). But the pain was coming at him in every direction and something, something had to give, and so he clung to Crowley like a life preserver.
    Crowley bent his body over Aziraphale’s and slowly, surely, pressed a kiss to his bloodied forehead.
    “I can’t,” he whispered, and Aziraphale went unconscious.

    (Aziraphale falls, post season 2)

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    19 Nov 2024