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    Two men walk into a gay bar.
    One thinks he’s straight, one thinks he’s vanilla.

    Both of them are idiots.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    The one where Ilya has a lot of questions.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    came back to edit the bookmark - this is so cute i didnt even reread it yet but its lovely in memory...

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    paramedics!hollanov verse. (it’s mostly porn)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    oomf sent me this like THANK YEW

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Minho rubbed Jisung's thigh with one hand and reached for the condom with the other. “How do you like it?”

    Jisung shrugged. “I’ve never done this before.”

    “Wait.” Minho yanked back. “What?”

    “I’ve never done this before,” Jisung repeated.

    “Like, with a guy?”

    Jisung shook his head. “With anybody.”

    Minho groaned. He started crawling off the bed.

    “I am not taking your virginity right now.”

    The guy who refuses to have sex with Jisung because he's a virgin turns out to be inextricably connected to his friend group. Awesome.

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    27 Jan 2026