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"Gabriel isn’t usually this bitter about his job. But he’s also not usually assigned to six foot two men with fluffy brown hair, wide hazel eyes and a smile that could rival the fucking sun; who also refuse to take a goddamn hint when it comes to romance."
in which gabriel is a cupid who gets assigned the unfairly gorgeous sam winchester, which should by all accounts be a slam dunk. the problem? no matter what he tries, sam just refuses to take a hint. the only solution is (despite the rules stating against it) to confront sam. desperate times call for desperate measures, after all.
(title inspired by the song of the same name, by conan gray)
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Wilson stands above him, hands placed on his hips with the indignance as a 90s housewife and that tone of insufferable all-knowingness, characteristic of whenever he's going to say something a little too accurate about House. "You get distracted by pain, leaves less room for the things you don't want to think about, like the Flyers sucking or the price of gas or... Oh, the fact that you pushed the love of your life out of your life."
Too accurate. "God, I wish the pain would go away." He glances up at Wilson pointedly. It cannot have been made more clear-- he wants Wilson to stop berating him about this already. He knows this was pain seeking behaviour, he doesn't need anyone to list it out for him.
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Set in season 2, episode 12, "Distractions". A snippet of House's scattered, migraine infested thoughts as he grapples with self inflicted pain. Nothing new for him, really.
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“You’re wearing my sweatshirt,” Wilson replies, both delighted and pleasantly surprised. “And you look like Cuddy just gave you two hours of clinic duty.”
Before House can reply, the cellphone in his pocket rings loudly. He side eyes Wilson before muttering, “It could still happen,” and picking up. Wilson does laugh at that, getting up to make House a cup of coffee. By the ringtone- MMMBop- it’s his team, they’re probably calling to tell him about a new case they’ve acquired.
Wilson has just taken a bite of his toast when House opens the conversation with, “Good morning, I slept with Wilson.” He nearly chokes, head whipping to stare at House in shock. It was true but he hadn’t expected House to be so forward about it.
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Lighthearted fic for when Hate Crimes M.D makes you want to scream and cry.
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The day Will Byers had been kidnapped and dragged to the Upside Down, the day he had experienced true fear, the day he felt like his own life had ended. That was the day that Mike chose as the start of his life. Bile rose in Will's throat and he clenched his fist, wishing it would all just go away. He wanted to cry but the tears wouldn't come. Will had cried too much, he wasn't sure if he had any tears left anymore.
Mike Wheeler had always been everything to him. Will loved his family, and he loved his best friends with all his heart. But he knew, the day he met Mike had been the start of his life. Sitting on the swings with only person that had offered him a hand and a smile, promising that they would be friends forever. Forever felt like a long time ago.
What a short life it had been, too.
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Will Byers is worth more than he could ever imagine, and if he needs all his friends to remind him of that, so be it. He is loved.
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“With the stress of his job, messy life and a problematic best friend, Wilson has found no time to just relax and talk to House, like they used to. Everyone asks Wilson about House, trusting him to take care of the diagnostician and he does, he really cares about House's well being. But it's too damn much. And he desperately needs sleep to get through it.”
Wilson can’t sleep and House decides that he has to take matters into his own hands
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Sam and Dean have their bunch of friends over for drinks and Becky, in her ever-fervent quest to snag some action from the several people she has the hots for, suggests a Kissing Drinking Game.
Sam knows he'll have to kiss all the boys. It's a terrible idea.
But... is it?
(Sabriel with brief mentions of Destiel.)
(I'm getting the hang of One-Shots. My life is coming together!)
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15 Jul 2025
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"For as long as Gabriel’s worked at the pet shop, the rabbits have always been his favorite. He’s told to call them rabbits because that’s the more ‘professional sounding’ name but really everyone knows that they’re bunnies. Tiny, fluffy little balls of straight up adorable."
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16 Jun 2025
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Fearful Symmetry by Achellias
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
28 Apr 2024
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In the lead up to the Lumiose Conference, Kalos is witness to a sudden ecological breakdown and an alarming string of pokémon attacks. As the League investigates and the conference begins, Lysandre’s machinations take shape. While Ash anticipates Olympia’s prediction and Alain waits for a broken promise to come true, an old king prepares once more for the end of the world.
The Kalos Crisis if Team Flare succeeded in controlling the Bond Phenomenon.
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22 May 2025
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A Clearly Discernible Line by IreneSpring
Fandoms: House M.D., The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
16 Aug 2024
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James Wilson, new student at the School for Good, is excited to live out his destiny and make his own fairy tale. He excels at everything: weaponry lessons, history tests, smiling class. He just doesn’t exactly feel true love for any of the girls. But that won’t be a problem. It’s easily faked. In fact, a surprisingly alluring Evil student is going to help him keep up his ruse. He’s totally covered.
Gregory House, new student at the School for Evil, has finally gotten away from his father. He’s also found the first home he’s ever had... at a school built for training villains. He has books, magic, and teachers who don’t suck. After a chance encounter with a Good student, he might even have a friend. His life is finally making sense.
So, there we have it. Their fates seem sealed. James will go on to star in a fairy tale and in young girls’ dreams. Gregory will cause some manageable mayhem, then take the under-the-radar magical academic track that produces some of the few Evil students who live to get gray hair. Nice endings tied with a bow, just like the elusive School Master likes.
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A visit to a mysterious new safari park goes horribly awry.
An adventure 65 millions years in the making.
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31 May 2021