hanktalkin
Fandoms
- Team Fortress 2 (91)
- Overwatch (Video Game) (47)
- Homestuck (26)
- Dragon Age (Video Games) (17)
- Deadlock (Video Game) (16)
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the inescapable need for warmth by hanktalkin for TheLauraShow
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
17 Feb 2026
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“Honey, there’s a big snake outside in the yard, can you go and deal with that?”
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Mina and Pocket get everything they ever wanted (oooohhhh THIS is the bad place…)
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(New York Eity)
so you remember during the winter event they changed the texture on the windows? I shit you not, I thought of this every time I looked at them. To give you my approximate mental state in regards to this video game
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For my Nudel, who has followed me hand in hand into kelvinfernus madness, and who is into that Tail
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jacob lash sticking his dick in things he probably shouldn’t: a saga by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
27 Jan 2026
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Jacobs go where Angels fear to tread (probably for good reason. ouch.)
More pairings to come!
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Currently doing Boots N Bombs requests. Leave your prompts in the comments, or message me on Tumblr @HankWritten.Requests are closed! See you next year maybe
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Slow Burn Zarynx post Searching
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Theoretical Talon Trio baby. (Can't spell conscience without science)
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12069 AND THE POWER OF WISHFUL THINKING by Inaudible (hanktalkin)
Fandom Homestuck, Overwatch (Video Game)
15 Jun 2022
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A Homestuck/Overwatch fusion, specifically a Trollstuck crossover centering around the Aspirant Aleksa Zaryan and her friends. Puts most of the heroes in a blood color based on their in game hex code. Not chronological.
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Some doomed timeline where whoops! Looks like someone forgot to make the Game! And when your powers involve Seeing the best course of action for you and your friends, a lack of purpose or meaning can really start to take its toll. Welcome to being human, Rose. The rest of us are also learning to deal.
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BUNKERTRAPPED: Accelerated Readers After the Apocalypse by orphan_account
Fandoms: Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seuss
14 Nov 2025
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The world has ended. Four young friends born of metal womb and frozen seed (and their twelve other friends) (and their four other other friends) (and their twelve other other other friends) are all trapped in their little bunkers, buried deep beneath the ruins of the Library of Congress....Typing away... And talking about their favorite(?) works of art.
Prose is dead. Exposition is dead. All that remains... Are the chatlogs of the young and damned!
Note: this tale is a little more serious than you might expect! These youngsters aren’t 13. They are something much darker and scarier: 19... They are the worst age, living in the last age.
Also: It might seem like these crazy youngsters sometimes say unnatural expository things.
That’s on purpose! The system loves that. It’s a great way of boosting “discussion points” and “analytic credibility” you see. Those won’t help them escape, probably, but AC allows them access to more complicated discussions that award higher DP, and DP can be traded for “awesome prizes”... Like food and skateboards...
This “story” updates inconsistently and indefinitely. There can be no end, for it already came.
Bookmarked by hanktalkin
10 Dec 2025
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I was really excited to see where this went :(
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Bebop limps into McGinnis’ workshop late one night, battered and damaged after a hard fight in the Bear Pit. She’s more than happy to help repair the damage for free. The only catch? McGinnis wants something better than money out of Bebop in return.
Bookmarked by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
14 Feb 2026
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OUGGGHGHG valves opening and closing and feedback loops and electric shorts....THIS IS WHAT ROBOSEX IS ABOUT GIRLS!!!!
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Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
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[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.
Bookmarked by hanktalkin
25 Feb 2026
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it’s about love!!
and the fact that, when the going gets tough, Sloan Redfearn will not hesitate to Pick Up A Girl
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There is a hole in the wall.
This is a horror story. It builds slowly, but it does pay off. Expect graphic depictions of violent and disturbing content. And please do try to keep thinking. You can never have too much information.
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Bookmarked by hanktalkin
15 Nov 2025
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Im so annoying to all my IRLs trying to get them to read this LMAO
I love u Tate Wintermute.....
I LOVE YOU WEAVER
*loud sobbing noise* Cherry......