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Dealing with Art is a lot like training a reactive chihauhau. Their teeth aren’t enough to do damage to anyone but themselves, but they sure are a nuisance sometimes. Patrick helps Art be better, because it’s the least he can do. It’s like molding recycled clay, because it used to be something but then it kept breaking itself and now someone else needs to fix it. Patrick tries to push Art to say less dumb shit, to do less dumb things, because Art needs him. Art needs Patrick, and Patrick is kind enough to stick around. It’s like having an old car that needs fixing, or a pet that needs training. It’s a project.
That’s why Patrick lets Art watch him flirt with girls, why he lets Art third-wheel, because he needs to show Art how good he is, so Art can follow his lead.
(Patrick, Art, and What Not to Do When That Dog You Finally Trained Starts Biting Again)
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- Part 3 of are we still talking about tennis?
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“Patrick,” Tashi spits out, and Art flinches like she burned him, “I’m talking about fucking Patrick.”
“Well, I hope you’re not talking about fucking Patrick, that’s very inappropriate,” Art jokes, because he can’t help himself. Tashi doesn’t laugh, doesn’t even really smile, but she relaxes, her body releasing all her tension all at once. Art relaxes too, pulling them both back down to be face to face lying down. “What did Patrick do?” Art asks, before frowning and continuing, “Other than, like, everything.”
Tashi sighs. She kicks her feet a bit. She’s acting like Lily, Art thinks affectionately, because he never gets to see Tashi like this anymore, whiny and childish and so distinctly herself, without all the show and competition and manipulation and power plays of tennis and business.
“You always had each other,” Tashi whispers, barely audible, “You were partners, you had each other's backs.”
And Art, for one of the first times in a while, has zero clue where she's going with this.
(Art is talking about tennis, and Tashi is talking about everything else. It feels like an ending, but it's a good one, promise.)
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- Part 2 of are we still talking about tennis?
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dear patrick (long life battle with yourself) by gho (heavenlocal)
Fandoms: Challengers (Movie 2024)
23 May 2024
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He won the match, and he won the girl, no matter what Patrick's serve says.
Because, sure, Patrick might've fucked Art’s wife, but she comes home. She keeps coming home, over and over again, and she kisses him hard after he wins, all messy and giggly and smiley like they're outside that Applebee's all over again. Tashi needs him, somehow, in some way, and even if Art doesn't fully get it, he gets her.
It's Tashi and Art Donaldson, and Patrick’s a nobody, with nothing but a hard-on for his own serve and a lack of financial or emotional security.
(Art winning the match and everything that comes after, which includes a dog, a wife that laughs like she's a teenager again, and the development of a true hater attitude.)
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- Part 1 of are we still talking about tennis?
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Tina is doing this for the betterment of humanity. She’s putting in volunteer hours. It’s a public service.
Roier’s house is really cute. It’s a cozy, stone-brick and oak wood combination, with clean windows and well-cared for flowers. Tina hates that she has to invade it like this, but his door is locked, and sometimes, you have to make sacrifices for the greater cause. Tina debates knocking at the door, but decides against it. It’ll give him a chance to avoid her, and it’ll take much longer than the other way around things.
Tina takes a deep breath, then another, and then slams her entire body weight into the door.
(Tina and Bagi watch a big, gay car accident, and Tina breaks into Roier's house. For gay rights, or whatever.)
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- Part 9 of gho's qsmp fics !!
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lacy, oh, lacy (i just loathe you lately) by gho (heavenlocal)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Feb 2024
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In theory, it would be easy to hate Scaramouche.
The other man is bitchy, and rude, and cruel, and completely, fundamentally, in-fucking-capable of taking a joke. No matter what Childe says, Scaramouche will roll his eyes or squint at him like he’s an idiot or make some stupid huffy noise that conveys he would rather be anywhere else. Scaramouche hates Childe, and Childe should hate him just as much, for the same reasons he doesn’t get along with most of the other harbingers. Like the rest, Scaramouche is uppity, self-righteous, self-absorbed, and unlike the rest, he is uniquely awful in so many ways.
There is a laundry list of reasons why Childe should hate Scaramouche. And yet. And yet.
(Childe hates Scaramouche. A meeting, a post-meeting conversation, and post-conversation visit to Scaramouche prove that his feelings for Scaramouche are a little bit different than he initially thought.)
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gho's twenty twenty-two valentines day event works !!
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sammie, a russian-american british university student, is turned into single mother of one by famous game creator, and married man, philza "minecraft" watson. tommy is the child in question, and both him and his mother have to explore a foreign country full of people, both online and off, rich and not, who want them gone.
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Fucking Whitaker. He has this thing about downplaying everything, and Trinity can’t stand it. First it was him being literally homeless described as “being in-between places,” then his semi-abusive dad “who did his best,” and now this "ex-boyfriend who wasn't nice to me".
It’s like he doesn’t want anyone to think he’s capable of being hurt.
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Or: Ex-Amish Whitaker is taken advantage of during his early years after leaving the faith by someone manipulative. Years later, Dennis thinks he’s in the clear, but it all comes to a head when his stalker ex makes a sudden appearance. It'll take the entire Pitt department to help keep him safe.Series
- Part 9 of Ex-Amish Whitaker
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Bookmarked by gho (heavenlocal)
22 Feb 2026
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Trinity
@Frank
You up for chaperoning Mel on her next date?
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Depends
Is dying also an option?Series
- Part 5 of the triple-letter files
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Bookmarked by gho (heavenlocal)
22 Feb 2026
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f dawg 🔒 @frankopop
mel just got a 100 on the chem quiz from last week fuck she’s so smart and pretty and cool
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f dawg 🔒 @frankopop
#need to ask for her hand in marriage
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yoyo 🔒 @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
you wanna maybe start with a coffee?
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f dawg 🔒 @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
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[Eloise] looked into the carriage at Hyacinth and raised her eyebrows, jerking her head in the direction of the building behind her. The facade was built of faded stone. It seemed to pulse with energy, or life, or something else that Hyacinth could not define, but the effect was thrilling and novel all the same. “Well? Are you coming?”
A challenge. Hyacinth was very good at challenges. She hopped down from the carriage and followed her sister into the fray.
Or: the incomparable Hyacinth Bridgerton resolves to eavesdrop, meets her sister’s…friend, and learns about feminism. In that order.
Bookmarked by gho (heavenlocal)
11 Feb 2026
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Chaos erupts when news of Eloise and Theo's elopement appears in Whistledown.
Bookmarked by gho (heavenlocal)
10 Feb 2026