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    It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
    “You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
    Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
    Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
    “Bet?”

    Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.

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    Another dream, Zoro’s brain suggested. A side effect of the drugs.
    Sanji sighed and curled his fingers around Shusui’s hilt, and for a moment, in the moonlight, he looked like a statue animated by an unknown god, wrought from living marble. Zoro remembered – the frantic sound of his voice, the gunfire-rapid thump of his heartbeat, the wild, animal terror in his eyes.
    Let him go, he’d told Kuma, trembling with the pain of standing on a shattered leg. Take me instead.
    Hell of a side effect, Zoro thought, before passing out.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Maybe there is something to be said that the first time they kiss, they kiss on a sinking ship. As if to say: this too, is inevitable. The waves are gnashing above the sea’s bottomless maw, and the timbers of the sinking galleon groan their own dirge – as far as this space of sea is concerned, the world is ending. Then there they are, balanced on the cusp of it, concerned only with how they exist relative to each other.

    There’s an awful devotion to it, and it shouldn’t be romantic. But Sanji is hopeless. He’s always wanted a love like this.

    Translated to Russian by @an_himmeln

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Sanji's in a bind when he catches the attention of some rather sadistic enemies of the Strawhats. Forced to suffer the emotional fallout, he turns to Zoro for help.

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    Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.

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