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    Dog by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    22 Dec 2025

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    please leave a message by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    19 Dec 2025

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    "My Kyle" by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    27 Dec 2019

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    The boys go out drinking, things don't go exactly to plan

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    "Well, it just so happened that not-straight Cartman had a massive crush on not-straight Kyle. So, he was seriously starting to get pissed off with having to watch Kyle rub his ass up against another guy’s crotch."

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The King’s Curse by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    03 Jul 2023

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    Grand Wizard Cartman is summoned to the Elven Kingdom to relinquish a curse on their king.

    Written for the kyman week prompt “first kiss”

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    08 Jan 2026

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    i'm tied to your apron strings (sugar pie, honey bunch) by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    09 Dec 2014

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    The boys bake, and Cartman can't help himself.

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    31 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So cute