hjcallipygian
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Fracture Mechanics by hjcallipygian
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Travelers (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jul 2022
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The Travelers' Initiative was formed in the 25th century to save humanity after reality fractured and life across the multiverse imploded. They put together a last-ditch effort: pull twelve Parallels into artificially-created bodies, people with advanced knowledge and training to prevent the events that lead to The Fracture.
I was one of them.
I really shouldn't have been, though.
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An account of one of the classier pranks the Marauders played during their time at Hogwarts.
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- Part 1 of Once Upon a Time
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Spike and Willow kill some time together one night, waiting until it's safe to return to the house.
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Eight Hours to Midnight by hjcallipygian
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars (TV), Veronica Mars (Movie 2014)
28 Aug 2006
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Wallace is about to cheat on Veronica and follow a different petite, sassy blonde into trouble.
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- Part 2 of Sidekick Exchange Program
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A difficult conversation between Zoe and Mal.
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- Part 2 of Once Upon a Time
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Once Upon a Time by hjcallipygian
Fandom Firefly, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Serenity (2005)
28 Jul 2008
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Random snippets and unfinished ideas that just kind of get tossed into a place all together.
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- 919
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- 2
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Sidekick Exchange Program by hjcallipygian
Fandom Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars (Movie 2014), Veronica Mars (TV)
28 Aug 2006
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Wallace Fennell finds himself sidekicking for new women who, like Veronica, can't seem to avoid trouble.
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- 2
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,757
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 774
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- 12,902
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- 3,484
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- 144,046
Bookmarked by hjcallipygian
03 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Pretty hilarious and, best of all, the consequences of her actions.
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Business by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2014
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The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,460
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 775
- Kudos:
- 28,618
- Bookmarks:
- 7,457
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- 354,723
Bookmarked by hjcallipygian
01 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
A little rushed - I would've loved to see a slower build to hyper-competence, personally, but that's really just picking nits - but still a very enjoyable one-shot.
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Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't.
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- English
- Words:
- 92,174
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 1,839
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- 4,616
- Bookmarks:
- 1,814
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- 139,150
Bookmarked by hjcallipygian
22 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Slytherin Hermione that really works and stays true to the spirit of the character.
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Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance by WiseTomato
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mass Effect - All Media Types
02 Mar 2023
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Thor landed head first in the Presidium, and then the Geth attacked. It was an improvement on his day so far.
Bookmarked by hjcallipygian
16 Jun 2023
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A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros by WiseTomato
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Captain America (Movies)
10 Mar 2025
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The Infinity Stones are not to be wielded lightly, as Steve Rogers discovers when he washes up on the shores of Westeros. In a world of swords and spears, what difference can one shield make?
Follow Steve as he makes his way across Planetos, starting in Westeros just before Robert's Rebellion. You can expect wandering knight adventures, Steve doing Steve things when faced with injustice, and the inevitable consequences of setting a super soldier loose on a medieval battlefield.
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- Part 1 of Adrift
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 614,379
- Chapters:
- 42/?
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,103
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- 2,823
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- 1,281
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- 219,044
Bookmarked by hjcallipygian
01 Apr 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Seamless integration of the character into the world.