hostile_invasion
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Severus Snape didn't need to predict the future.
In a different life- in the Before-- he'd read 7 books all about that future and it. had. sucked! He wanted absolutely nothing to do with it! He wasn’t going to preserve the timeline, or assassinate Voldemort and save the wizarding world, oh no.
No. Lily Evans was going to live. She was going to live; they’d be best friends forever; and Severus would have a wonderful, magical time at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Too bad no one told the future that.
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- Part 1 of Cunning Folk
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Feb 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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“What the fuck is wrong with your arm?” Husk says, eloquent as ever.
Alastor smiles wider. Whatever ignorance he’d managed at all towards the pain quashes pathetically at his cursed voice, and the weight of their stares twists deeper into his raw wound. The throbbing pain along his entire arm swells, hot and punishing.
He swings in one smooth motion against his microphone, patting Husker’s head, bopping his nose, and turning towards the stairs before any of them can get a good look at him.
Or, Alastor took more damage than he'd care to admit. Husk can't keep his cursed eyes to himself, and ends up making Alastor's problem everyone else's too.
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25 Feb 2026
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I know what you are.
Say it.
Alastor has always enjoyed the taste of blood.[Worldbuilding and relationship dynamics, as explored through the vehicle of blood-drinking.]
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One year after Voldemort killed Lily and James Potter, Severus Snape pays a visit to Number 4 Privet Drive. He has a duty to Lily Evans, the best friend he ever had, and therefore to her son and her sister. He finds himself assuming the role of the child's uncle. As it happens, the friendship between Severus Snape and Petunia Dursley changes both of them, both of their lives, Hogwarts, and their world's future for the better. (It's so much easier to be a good person when you're not clinically depressed, afraid for your family, or stuck in your past trauma).
This is a lengthy story meandering through Harry's childhood, with eventual plans to see it through his Hogwarts years and a very different resolution to canon. But in the meantime, the goal is cuteness and exploring a world with better-adjusted adults in it.
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Alastor dies to the First man, and wakes in Eden having become the First Man - and then Wakes again, in a world where things are ever so slightly different. Every night, he lives the day over, living in two separate worlds - and two very different Lucifer's, Lilith's and Adam's...
All Alastor wants is Free Will and to invent Radio, Jazz and Cooking, dammit!