humanpersona
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Parker rolled her eyes. “You would have had a warning if you hadn’t put WD-40 on these hinges.”
“Parker, normal people don’t need to have squeaky hinges in order to not startle their partners at 12:24 in the morning.” Eliot whisper-yelled back.
“Why are you whispering? Hardison is still up playing his elf game.” Parker frowned.
Eliot sighed. He pointed at the sink, currently overflowing with bubbles. And in the midst of all of them… “A cat!” Parker exclaimed, immediately stepping further into the bathroom.
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Eliot finds a kitten, and Parker and Hardison (and Eliot) fall in love (with the cat, they already love each other).Series
- Part 3 of Us Soup
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And he wanted it. Eliot wanted it so bad. He just wanted to be owned, to be known, to be loved. And he knew he was, he knew Parker and Hardison loved him, knew Nate and Sophie did too. But it was different than what he wanted.
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Eliot Spencer pines. -
absolutely smitten, you'll never let them go by humanpersona for half_bakedboy
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
25 Jan 2025
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Eddie wasn’t sure what woke him first, Buck leaving the bed or Diana’s cry. All he knew is that one minute he was sleeping peacefully next to his partner, his alpha, and the next he was sitting awake, watching said man lift their baby out of her bassinet.
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Eddie wakes up in the middle of the night with his partner and his baby, and reminisces on their life and love. -
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Tommy had never known a relationship like his with Evan. It was real, in a way he hadn’t been able to achieve with other partners. There was no hiding, for himself or Evan. They were honest with each other, sometimes brutally so.
So there was no reason for Tommy to believe Evan was anything other than sicker than a dog when he canceled on their standing “we’re both off on a Friday night” date night, even if his text had been vague and not really mentioned the word “sick”.
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When Evan cancels date night, Tommy goes over the next morning to help, and finds out some new things about his boyfriend. -
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Hardison had a feeling Christmas Eve was going to be a disaster from the moment he opened his eyes. It was just him and Eliot in the bed, which wasn’t that odd. What was odd was the sneezing from the ceiling.
He looked up, sighing. “Parker, babe. What are you doing up there?”
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Parker wakes up sick, and her boyfriends know just the stuff to make her feel better.Series
- Part 2 of Us Soup
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This is where all of my fics for the 9-1-1 Bingo (Round 3) will live! This will have all sorts of things in it, so there will probably be a little something for everyone!
Update: As of 12/27/2025, this series is being discontinued (not that it’s been updated since 2023 anyways).
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A series of one shots that I (the author) write that exist in the same universe, but that don't have to be read to understand the others!
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He remembers, distantly, learning that when a body dies, it starts to bloat with all the things trapped inside. Gases, fluids, broken whispers of life clinging stubbornly to flesh. He wonders, grotesquely, if when he dies, it will not be gases that fill him but this.
This feeling. Undigested, unresolved, unspoken.
Will he rot with Matt’s name still burning under his tongue?OR
Alex has loved Matt for years. Everything spirals in one week, and he can't take it any more.
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29 Apr 2025
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When everyone seems to have a better soulmate identifying system, Buck can't help but consider his own to be lackluster. How's he meant to find his soulmate with loose change and mismatched socks after all?
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- Part 2 of Film-In-My-Soul AU Prompt Requests
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“You’re fun,” Parker whispers, suddenly up against Eliot’s ear. He didn’t feel her weight shift forward, so he shudders again at the shock of soft breath fluttering his hair. She smiles wider.
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03 Oct 2024
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Missing Chris is less of an emotion these days and more of a physical entity. He’s sure everyone can see that he’s slowly hollowing himself out, that he can’t do much of anything else.
But when Jee laughs at him trying to get his tongue to touch his nose, and Mara loops one of her arms through his to keep him from tossing the rest of his cup in the garbage, Eddie feels solid again.
Maybe he likes yellow birthday cake ice cream after all.
(or, gerrard messes with the team's schedules and eddie 'i just drove my son to flee the state' diaz is the only option to watch mara and jee-yun after school on tuesdays, which, shouldn't be a problem at all, right?)
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16 Sep 2024
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Buck kind of liked not jerking off.