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two scientists make a portal what is on the other side? what happens next?
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Batfamily Reacts to LEGO Batman by sirwillby
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
11 Feb 2024
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“Okay, you guys need to sort out whatever you have going on there,” Steph says, waving a hand at the screen to emphasize her point.
“Yeah,” Tim agrees, “It’s cool if you like men, but The Joker?”
“If they were dating, would me dying be, like, the cause of divorce?”
Ignoring the horrified look on his fathers face, Dick taps his chin thoughtfully. “Yeah probably.”
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The Batfamily reacts to the LEGO Batman movie after the disc breaks through time and space to get to their universe.
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- Part 1 of what the DVD??
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Just Don’t Ask Me How I Am by cattyk8
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
21 Sep 2018
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Batman is de-aged after getting hit by a spell while fighting a magical battle. Dick, Jason, and the Justice Leaguers closest to Bruce learn some of his most terrible secrets and must figure out how to deal with him.
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Bruce's Little Adventure Back Home by what-is-a-fanfic-author (naxxerie)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
02 Oct 2025
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When Bruce’ parents tragically died that night in an alleyway, everyone thought that he will be raised by the Manor’s only butler and most trusted confident of Thomas Wayne—Alfred Pennyworth. Everyone had expected it, even in the funeral of Thomas and Martha Wayne, the closest family friends have been giving condolences to Bruce and a show of support to Alfred, who they knew would take on the role of a father to the orphaned boy.
So it came as a surprise to everyone—especially to Alfred, when the Court decided that Bruce Wayne is to be surrendered to Martha’s half-brother, Phillip Kane. Phillip Kane - now known as Uncle Phillip - brought chaos to the Manor. He vehemently hate Alfred and kicked him off the house, leaving Bruce alone with an uncle who never loved him.
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Your Love Is So (Hurt) Heartful by Ocyus_Stuff
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Justice League - All Media Types
02 Dec 2025
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Your father’s child body should not have been covered in bruises and broken bones.
His youngest brother brought little Bruce’s hand up, resting his forehead against the back of B’s hands. “You were supposed to be safe”, he growled into Bruce’s hand. He emphasised the word safe, spat the word out with so much offense that as if with enough strength, Damian could will his wish into existence and rewrite this cruel moment of Bruce’s past and morph it into something kinder, something more befitting for a man who will spend the rest of his adulthood covered in the same kind of bruises and walk the earth with bones broken ten, twenty times over from protecting a city that bites the hands that try to hold it with even the slightest hint of kindness and later, from protecting the whole world with the strength of his heart and the wit of his mind as his greatest weapon.
“You were supposed to be l—" Damian’s breath hitched, and it was a terrible sound.
Loved. Dick finished in his heart. You were supposed to be loved.
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Your Beauty Is That of Gentle Winter, My Dearest by Ocyus_Stuff for bruciemilf
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
31 May 2025
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She remembers Bruce’s face - haunted and resigned with steel in his eyes. A flicker of Batman in the mild posture of Bruce Wayne. And how Stephanie wanted to give those old bags the verbal beatdown of a lifetime, but Bruce put a hand on her back and steered them away from the crowd. “It’s not worth it,” he said. He barreled on when he saw Stephanie open her mouth, a retort already shaping on the tip of her tongue. “I’m used to it. I don’t want them to drag you into this”. As if they already don’t - Bruce Wayne and all of his charity cases.
“You’re so pretty, you know?” she suddenly starts. Bruce slowly blinks, the way he does at the rare instance that something is confusing him and his brain can’t catch up fast enough to come up with a solution. “Come on, Jason. Back me up here”.
Jason sighs. “Your so fucking pretty it makes me wanna vomit”. He turns away, hiding his face behind his hand, but she can still spot the hint of redness on the tip of his ears.
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An asshole slutshames Bruce Wayne at a gala, earning Stephnaie's ire. The old man won't do anything about it, but Stephanie will. She'll enhance his beauty, make him beautiful, unattainable - a true prince