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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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15 Feb 2026
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“Are you stalking me?” Plip. Plop. Sasuke keeps walking.
Straightening, Naruto clears his throat. Plip. Plop. “No, but I feel bad. Let me buy you a drink? It doesn’t even have to be a date, if you want.”
Turning around to finally face him, Sasuke purses his lips like he’s just been force-fed a whole lemon. He at least seems to be considering it after a few moments, with the way he halts and both of his eyebrows hike upwards in thought. “...Depends on how desperate you are.”
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An hourly play by play of the pseudo-disaster that is the blind date between two lonely university students over a holiday season Negroni.
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12 Feb 2026
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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12 Feb 2026
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Naruto is tired of seeing Sasuke leave again and again. This time he’s going with him.
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11 Feb 2026
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In a world where you find the things your soulmate loses, Sasuke's closet is nearly overflowing.
Naruto's, on the other hand, stays painfully empty.
A story about trust, love, and finding each other.
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- Part 1 of Lost and Found Universe
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10 Feb 2026