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"None of what you have gone through is your fault, do you hear me?”
He knows his voice is going to break as he speaks his next words, but he says them anyway. “But my fa-my father-“
“Was wrong.” She scoots just a bit closer to him, and when he doesn’t pull away, she wraps her arms around him so fiercely he can’t help the sob that escapes him, and he clings to her like she’s his mother.
orYuna tells Ilya it’s not his fault. Because he needs to hear it.
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"For God's sake, Penelope Featherington, are you going to marry me or not?"
He grins at Penelope, holding out his left hand. He says it like it's inevitable, like this had been the plan all along. Like their souls had always been destined to intertwine for more than one singular night inside a Featherington carriage.
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He pieced three things together very quickly.
1. This man looked very similar to the statue next to him.
2. This man was the statue next to him.
3. This man was no longer a statue.Despite all of this, only three words found their way out of Alec’s mouth.
“That was graceful.”
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Maybe he will finally learn to expect nothing, to hope for nothing, to crave nothing.
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“Yeah, of course. I think my red notebook is on the desk right there, so go ahead.” A faint ding sounded through the apartment. “Oh, one sec, I have to go put my laundry in the dryer. Be right back.”
Magnus turned towards the desk and picked up the notebook sitting there. Magnus noted that it was actually more of an orange color, not red, but he knew Alec got things like that mixed up.
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alec writes poems about magnus and mistakenly lets magnus read said poems
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ilya rozanov's guide to supportive intimacy by bisexualbuckley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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“I want you to remember how you felt earlier, downstairs, before it was too much,” Ilya pumps his fingers in and out now. “Remember how needy you were, yes?”
“M’not–”
“Yes, you are, Shane. Is good. Is so good. I love when you are needy. Because I love giving you what you need.”
“Yes,” Shane starts panting and grinding into the mattress as he rides the pleasure Ilya’s providing.
“Feel needy and give it all to me, Shane. Let it out. You are safe. I’m right here.” Ilya goes to kiss Shane’s cheek again but Shane turns, taking him by the lips instead.
“Fucking kiss me,” he exhales desperately right up against Ilya’s mouth.
OR; shane gets overwhelmed and ilya gives him exactly what he needs, bottom prep included
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- Part 2 of hollanov bottom prep <3
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13 Feb 2026
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there's an endless road to rediscover by isnt_that_wizard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Hayden hated the guy. Hated him.
Hated his stupid, smug smirk and the myriad of insults he threw Hayden’s way and the way he made fun of Shane like it was a funny game then looked him up and down like a piece of meat and his reputation of sleeping with everything that fucking moved and the memories of being slammed into the boards by him and quite literally everything about this Russian dickhead.
And he hated that he was now going to have to do everything in his power to learn how to tolerate Rozanov because Shane was inexplicably and hopelessly in love with him, and Shane was his brother in every fucking thing but blood, and Hayden was not going to keep being responsible for that sad puppy look on his face every time he realized how poorly they got along.
So far, Hayden sucked at it. Big time.
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It bothers Shane that Hayden and Ilya don't get along, so Hayden is putting in the effort to try and see these redeeming qualities Shane claims the guy has. Over the years it becomes easier and easier, until one day, he realizes he doesn't have to actually try anymore.
or, 5 times Hayden realized he was starting to tolerate Ilya + 1 time they acknowledged they were actually friends now
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13 Feb 2026
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ilya's ipad baby by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads
[Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!
or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay
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- Part 1 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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10 Feb 2026
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there lived a certain man in Russia long ago by blankjournals for sickgirl_mp3
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jan 2026
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Ilya pivots smoothly and turns towards Shane, raising one dark eyebrow.
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on itHis jacket comes off next, and he drops it carelessly on the floor. The tank comes off, slow and sensual, as if his body is fighting him to keep it on. It doesn't drop to the floor. This time, Ilya hurls it across the bed.
Shane laughs despite himself as he catches it, resists the hysterical urge to sniff it and quickly tosses it aside, “You asshole, what if that hit my glasses—”
Ilya continues undeterred, hands trailing up his chest, and Shane's breath catches, his body heating as his nerves spark to life. Ilya’s hands make their way to his curls, where he squeezes them with both hands as he thrusts his crotch up in the air.
Shane snickers, then he falls back against his pillows as a breathless sound erupts from him again.
Inspired by yet another tweet from @paulasoldestson. OR, Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself.
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- Part 2 of hollanov's playlist
- Part 2 of social media and chat fics
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09 Feb 2026
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Small Serendipity by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Feb 2026
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When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.
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08 Feb 2026