imclydefrog
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"See, that's the thing movies always get wrong. Vampires can only drink from people with your own blood type." The man says. "And there's only one other person in town who has AB negative."
Kyle's stomach churns. "Who?"
A file stamped 'Hell's Pass Hospital' slaps down on the table. A school picture grins up at him smugly.
"Some kid called Eric Cartman. Do you know him?"
Kyle stares. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."
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Erica had been driving Kyle insane lately, much more than she normally did. And it all started after he shoved her against the lockers.
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19 Dec 2025
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Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.
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13 Dec 2025
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The boys go to Token's Halloween party but Stan isn't feeling exactly up to it.
Written for Day 4 of Stenny Week 2021. The prompt was 'the Gothic and the Dead' but I changed it to Halloween since it's a more broad theme! Hope that's okay.Series
- Part 3 of Stenny Week 2021
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14 Nov 2025
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They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.
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06 Nov 2025
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Five times Stan kissed Kyle for the first time.