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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
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11 Feb 2025
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a draught for the soft yet stubborn by grimdarkfandango, Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2019
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“Do you know what’s happening to me?” Aziraphale asked, his fingers gripping at his knees with the effort of not getting up off the stool and pressing the whole of his body against Crowley’s back. “Be truthful with me.”
Crowley spun around. Ripping off his glasses, he threw them aside and set his hands to Aziraphale’s shoulders to look him straight in the eye. “You’re horny, angel. Straight up gagging for it, looking for a first-class ticket to pound town, horny.”
“Well,” Aziraphale said slowly, and glanced down at his lap, “that explains the hard on.”
tl;dr prophecy makes them do it
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01 Feb 2025
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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28 Jan 2025
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March of the Black Queen by sual
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Sep 2023
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"I feel,” Aziraphale begins, then immediately falters, hands starting up a familiar fidget. “I still feel as if.” He swallows unnecessarily, and then finally confesses, “It’s just that I still feel a tremendous deal of shame. Over. Over everything.”
Crowley snorts, turning back to his newspaper in a last ditch effort to avoid wherever this is going. “I believe the kids are calling it ‘Catholic guilt’ these days, Angel.”
Aziraphale’s face scrunches up with distaste. “We’re hardly Catholic, my dear.”
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After everything, Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to mend the holes in their relationship. They go about it as haphazardly as they do everything else.
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20 Jan 2025
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Untitled Stardew Omens Fic by Atalan for ThunderheadFred
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2020
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Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.
A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.
Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.
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