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    PTMC
    @thepitt

    if you’re reading this, drink more water. dehydration kills.
    2:51 PM, 7/6/26
    50 Likes • 23 Retweets • 4 Replies

    trinity
    @trinidadsantos

    this isn’t the worst tweet i’ve ever seen but it’s definitely in the top three

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Fuck, this is better than any fantasy Helly's ever had. This is the best feeling in the world, and Outies get to do this almost any time they want? (Helena can do this on a bed, instead of getting an aching back on an office floor. Helena has dozens, hundreds, of options to do this with, and no need to choose Mark except to screw with Helly, to take everything she can from Helly like she always does.)

    She wonders if Helena will be able to realize this happened, in the elevator tonight.

    Helly has sex with Mark for the first time. It's sweet, and passionate, and all about them. Now if only she can stop thinking about Helena.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “Let me get this straight,” Santos says, flat and disbelieving. “No one you’ve fucked has ever made you come?”

    Samira glares at her, flushed with embarrassment. “Say it a little louder, why don’t you? The people upstairs might not have heard.”

    "Samira,” Santos says, shaking her head. “This is a crime that should earn your exes fifty to life, no parole. Getting you off would be a fucking privilege.” A beat, and then: “Shit, if you ever want a hand with that, you could just ask me.”

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “Let me guess,” Natalie snorts. “You’re in some kind of silk teddy that men just go crazy for,” she scoffs over the last word. But her fingers drift down her belly to tug at the band of her fishnets.

    Misty almost lies again and agrees. But Natalie doesn’t sound impressed by the idea, and Misty has no need for what anyone else would go crazy for. “Would you go crazy for that?”

    or, Misty and Nat have phone sex (but Misty has a little bit more).

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Trinity had nearly choked on her drink and was now gaping at Samira as she said, “Wait, you’ve really never been eaten out before? Ever?”

    Samira felt herself flush with embarrassment. “Stop staring at me like that, it’s really not a big deal,” she said, taking a long sip of her drink, grimacing slightly at the strength of it. “The sex I’ve had has been perfectly adequate, thank you.”

    “Adequate?” Trinity’s stare just intensified. “Samira, that’s possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.”


    “You know, if you wanted to we could…” she trailed off, raising her brows as Samira tried to wrap her head around what she was pretty sure Trinity was implying.

    “Seriously?” Samira asked in disbelief.

    “Why not?” Trinity shrugged. “You’re hot. I’m hot. You’ve apparently been having the saddest, most lackluster sex that anyone has ever had. I’ve only ever gotten rave reviews from everyone I’ve ever hooked-up with. Sounds like the perfect friends-with-benefits recipe to me. But if you’re not into the idea, that’s totally fine. No hard feelings.”


    Samira sleeps with Trinity as friends, to see what she's been missing out on. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan!

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    21 Feb 2026