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“You’re so sassy,” he says. “But I need to have a shower now, alright?”
The dog carries on panting even when Lewis stops stroking him, so he can assume he’s probably been forgiven for trying to shut him out of the bathroom. Lewis had already experienced this trial with Roscoe and Coco before, and had thankfully gotten them to not trail him in here.
“Don’t look,” Lewis tells him as he undresses, pointing a warning finger at the dog. The dog just stares back at him, and the Brit is almost certain that he can see a smirk on that face.
“You little creep,” Lewis sighs, turning to face away from the dog before he takes his boxers off. He might just be a dog, but it’s just weird to be watched in his own bathroom.
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Or; when you dog analogy someone so much you just give in and make it a reality.
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That's when he hears from across the room, “To the girl dressed as that sexy vamp, meet me in the kitchen!” He hears hoots accompany the hollering and looks back to Lewis.
She shrugs, “I didn't realise it’d be such a hit.”
“You’re half naked Lewis, this really shouldn't surprise you.” He says before his mind catches up and he bites his lip nervously.
Lewis looks at him, shocked. “I guess yeah,” She unwraps a chocolate, “Is that what you think too?”
Sebastian blinks at the comment. Something in him cracks further. “Do you want my honest opinion?”
Lewis tilts her head, chewing on the chocolate she lifted from one of the candy bowls. Big, brown eyes looking up through her eyelashes at him, awaiting his answer.
“Is it too much or something?”
“You look…good.” He says, hand clenching with the urge to reach out and settle on her bare waist, caressing the shiny stretch marks and rubbing the cute mole. He may tear his hair out.
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Or sebson eiffel towering lewis; the fic
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“Are you joking?” Sebastian asks insistently, grip tightening on Lewis’ hips as he stares at the man's red bitten lips.
“Why are you doing that?” Lewis retorts as he pushes at Seb’s chest to get him to back up. Sebastian refuses to move.
“Why won't you kiss me?” Seb leans in again and Lewis ducks him again.
“This isnt the—the time for stuff like that man, cant you just get along with it?” Sebastian feels a pit open in his chest.
“You really can't just kiss me? What time would be better for it then?” He presses.
“Y’know, Nico never—“ He cuts off with a gasp as Sebastian's grip tightens. Lewis is gonna have red finger prints on his hips at this rate, and the voice in the back of Lewis’ head wants them to stick.
“Don't mention his name here,” Sebastian hisses and Lewis furrows his eyebrows in confusion at the genuine vitriol in his tone.
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or; yet another post baku-17 hate sex fic. but longer.
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"Sebastian. Whatever you're plotting right now needs to stop. Don't even think about it. I swear on Roscoe if you do anythin--"
"I'd say he's quite attractive actually," Seb comments casually, blazing past Lewis' adamant rejections. "Why the wistful sighing and cow eyes? The mullet- oh, Lewis, is he straight?" Sebastian frowns in sympathy.
"I dont think so," He denies quickly. Like someone who's guilty. He's quite sure he was gay, not to overestimate his own looks but all the joking and fliting was real, or atleast was definitely gay. Even if it turns out it was one-sided. Even then, the cafe itself has a pride mural and lots of little flags over the outdoor seating section. It's very cute.
Also Lewis had a lengthy make out session with the guy in the back of the bar by the snazzy water feature. Perhaps he's closeted. Yeah. Sebastian does not need to know that part. Lewis himself had made sure he tried to block it out unless he wanted to take a cold shower to calm down.
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Hair Down by inquisit0r
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Jul 2024
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Suguru had noticed some other odd habits he had, like when he had first moved in and was putting his plates and dishes up, noticing that the cupboards were empty.
“Satoru? Where are your dishes?” He asks the man who is hunched over the pizza they got.
“Dishes? What dishes?” Suguru pauses.
“Like for eating baby, where are they? Do you store them somewhere else?”
“Oh! They take so long to wash so I just use paper plates” At this, Suguru looks over to the dishwasher that he knows Satoru has.
“Yeah, I always forgot to press start so that became useless too” Suguru stares incredulously.
“How are you considered a tax paying adult?”
The man just shrugs.
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Short and Sweet by inquisit0r
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
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Safe Harbor by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Feb 2026
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Set during Ilya's 2014 Stanley Cup celebration.
Shane shows up at Ilya's house after the party, drunk and unknowingly going into heat.
The plan was simple: surprise Ilya after his Cup party. Congratulate him. Maybe stay the night. What Shane didn't account for was three beers hitting him like a freight train, his heat arriving a week early, or the fact that removing his scent patch on Ilya's porch would make Ilya look at him like that.
In Shane's defense, it was a really good plan before his biology ruined it.
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- Part 23 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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"You and Svetlana. When you - I mean, you don't have to tell me any details, obviously. But do you use condoms, with her?"
This must be a translation issue, Ilya thought wildly. He'd missed something crucial.
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ottawa’s sweetheart by staromantic
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24 Feb 2026
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“Never have I ever had a crush on Shane Hollander,” Shane says pointedly, side-eyeing his traitor husband, who only leans in to peck his cheek before grabbing his glass and chugging its content.
As focused as he is on the love of his life, Shane doesn't notice the people around him reaching for their drinks. Ilya certainly does.
OR : the centaurs play never have i ever and shane finally realizes how loved he is
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i beg you don't embarrass me (motherfucker) by yrsaffectionately
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28 Jan 2026
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lily @shanehollanderstop
went to loserville city in the united states of floptropica and they said you’re the president @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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Ilya refuses to deactivate his stan account
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- Part 3 of hollanov social media fics
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say something batshit crazy (i'll do it, don't you make me) by yrsaffectionately
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15 Jan 2026
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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Ilya joins stan twitter
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