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Architect of Your Own Demise by Marzi
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
05 Nov 2023
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A lot of his dad's stories were about a beautiful wizard saving a prince from a tall, lonely tower. His dad had a whole series of adventures they went on once the prince was rescued. Though he still seemed to get into plenty of trouble, the wizard always helped him escape. Finding out the stories were true had been thrilling. His mother did save his father when they first met, but she hadn't used spells. She was an alien. She was a superhero.
And one day, Mark would be too.
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Robert is kind of twitchy and the Z-Team is, you know, a gaggle of morally compromised fucknuggets. As the team starts to get a little too comfortable play-razing their new dispatcher, someone takes a prank too far and gets an uncomfortable snapshot into what superhero PTSD looks like. AKA: Robert gets no shit triggered at the office.
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- Part 6 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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When Caleb brings an unusual book to Essek for identification, they end up setting off a trap that leaves both of them pondering life without magic. As they learn more about each other, they begin to grow closer––and soon realize that some secrets are worth sharing.
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Essek goes home, and there is no one waiting at his door. This should be some manner of relief. But his towers haven't felt like a safe haven for a long time now, long before errant scourgers appeared to harass him with strange questions. He misses the immediacy of that threat, prefers it over the slow and indulgent terror of whatever punishment is coming for him, someday soon.
He tells himself that he misses only that, the simplicity of being unsafe in the company of predators, and that he does not miss the company itself.
(In which a pair of scourgers shows up at Essek’s doorstep and saves him from himself.)
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06 Feb 2026
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this fic is so lovely
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Six months ago, Beau adopted a teenager who loves the Cobalt Soul, but can't stand her. Ten minutes ago, Caleb accidentally summoned his own teenage self into his living room. So you know, they're both going though some shit.
At least Caleb's got experience befriending novice monks with attitude problems. And Beau's got experience befriending Caleb.
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05 Feb 2026
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this fic took my etnire heart and soul and twisted every drop of angst and heartbreak it could out of me. then refilled it with warm joy and tears. ty
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“A favor is returned by another favor, Liebling,” his mother says. “And the creatures of the woods will always collect.”
Caleb, four years old and bright-eyed, nods as he helps his mother dust a little bit of sugar over the plain cakes she has baked for midsummer. They don’t always have enough, but when they have anything to spare, it goes to the stille Luete. Simple cakes, dishes of cream, little dolls made of straw that dangle like effigies over the fireplace - when they have enough good wood for kindling.
“But be careful not to ask too much,” she cautions. “If a favor is large, the fae can be fickle with their power. Gold turns to straw and the like, I’ve told you that story, haven’t I?”
“Ja, Mutti,” Caleb says cheerfully. “I can be careful.”
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02 Feb 2026
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ooooh fae fics 🤭 love them
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"It’s a beautiful day at the Soltryce Academy—the sky is vibrant and the trees rustle with the gentlest of winds as Caleb begins his impromptu Transmutation lecture outside. From the building on the edge of the grounds he hears a muffled bell tolling for fifth period. Somewhere in the distance, a student begins to whistle.
At that moment, Caleb feels at peace.
At that moment, a Purple Worm bursts forth from the soil directly in front of him, and all of his plans for a pleasant afternoon are promptly dashed."
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Caleb and Essek have finally settled down - more or less. While the beloved and somewhat eccentric Professor Widogast is busy inciting small student-scale riots and teaching tiny wizards morals, Essek spends his days lounging around the house, drinking wine and experimenting with the exotic concept of 'cooking his own meals'. They are pretty sure life is great - until two pre-teen assassins crash-land into the middle of the Soltryce Academy and demand the former Shadowhand be surrendered to their custody. What are the two internationally in/famous mages to do? The answer will shock absolutely no one.- Language:
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31 Jan 2026
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💞💞💞 needs an award SUCH a cute kidfic
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There had been rumours about his and Caleb's sordid love affair since long before it was technically true. Essek was simply... playing into them a little, to help his defection go a little more smoothly. Rosohna would gossip about it for a few months, and then the rumour mill would move on, as it always does.
(it doesn't).Or: how Essek and Caleb accidentally inspired (at least) a few dozen smut novels.
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Caleb is a mottled canvas of thin, white lacerations so many that Nott can hardly begin to count them all, she wouldn’t even know where to begin.
Or, the soulmate au where some soulmates share injuries and Caleb is very tired and very sore.
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Essek dreams of Caleb. Caleb finds out.
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social media epistolaries by Aficatyourfingertips, brewrosemilk
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
14 Nov 2024
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29 Jan 2026
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a series for the ages
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We only become more fully what we are by deadpooled
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
22 Oct 2024
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—if there’s an antennae or something I have to fucking adjust but, Louis de Pointe du Lac please tell me you can fucking hear this—
Louis is too shocked to respond immediately. The voice is faint, but it’s not hard to extrapolate when he’d been listening to it dissect his entire undeath for the more tumultuous part of the past month. All he can blurt, both out loud and through the connection, is, “Daniel?”. Lestat squawks something from the shower.
Thank fuck, Daniel answers, bright with relief. Then a moment of long silence.
So. Slight, uh. Hiccup.
Louis takes the confirmation with all the grace of a brick shattering through a window. “No,” he says, “no, he didn’t.”
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29 Jan 2026
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oooh i love this trope
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Kim should've figured it out right then and there from Harry's response.
But it'd all been so new for both of them. There they were, moving in together before he'd even got Harry to fuck his ass. That was the sort of caution Kim had been operating with, and his higher thought processes didn't exactly kick in then, either.
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20 Jan 2026
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kim, frantic: this is not hot i am not coming from this this is not a fetish-
empathy and electrochemistry: GUYS I HAVE NEWS -
Stakeout Rhymes With Makeout by Prim_the_Amazing for batsplinters
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
14 Aug 2023
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SAVOIR FAIRE [Legendary: Failure] - Oh, you’ve got this in the fucking bag.
YOU - “Maybe we could fuck about it?” The words slip out of your mouth casually, matter of factly, like you’ve only just suggested that you should take the opportunity to rummage through someone’s mail. You hear them as you speak them, like they somehow managed to completely bypass your brain on the way out of your mouth.
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Kim and Harry are on a stakeout. It gets pretty interesting.
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After relapsing for the first time, Harry decides he'd rather not face the music and retreats into himself, leaving the Skills to decide what to do with his body in the meantime.
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Not According to Plan by KellieAltogether
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater
25 Oct 2021
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Ronan Lynch has always wanted kids.
Adam Parrish has never wanted kids.
They've just never talked about it.
But when Ronan unexpectedly becomes the legal guardian of his niece and nephew, is Adam's love for Ronan enough to make him stay?
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So come on treat me like a stranger by silkberry
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater
26 Oct 2022
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@greywaren sent you a link
Adam narrowed his eyes and clicked @greywaren’s profile, wondering why a verified account would send him anything.
Oh shit. This account had 5.7 million followers.What the fuck, Adam thought to himself.
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a dream that's not been shattered by shinealightonme
Fandom Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
10 Jan 2023
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my deep misunderstanding of your life by yrsaffectionately
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
15 Apr 2025
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"Have you ever asked Henry what your grandmother said to him during those meetings?”
It hits him like a ton of bricks, and then it hits him like a bullet train. Over and over again, he feels as if he’s been punched in the gut with the realization that no, he hasn’t asked.
Desmond nods again, and shuts his notepad, and slips it into his bag. “Maybe you should.”
Philip nods absentmindedly as someone escorts Desmond out of the palace.
Maybe he should.
or,
Philip finally goes to therapy