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Unpleasant Arrangements by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Dec 2018
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The King Under the Mountain requires a consort. Bilbo is happy to help him find one. So. Very. Happy.
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12 Jan 2026
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Written in response to a prompt by thotinshield on Tumblr:
"my brain is filled with au where thorin is considered unattractive by dwarven standards, bilbo thinks hes handsome, and is pining after him, but thorin is in the classic situation of having to get married and dealing with lots of suitors and theres a bit in there about bilbo hearing some of the dwarrowdams gossiping about how thorin is "ugly" and bilbo being like WHAT"
Erebor needs a queen, and Thorin is set to marry a dwarrowdam to be his consort. No matter how much it breaks his heart, Bilbo takes it upon himself to ensure Thorin only receives the best and decides to scope out the candidates. Everything goes well, and he finds one that looks promising, until he uncovers a rather disturbing fact about the crop of potential consorts.
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26 Oct 2025
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Nothing Gold Can Stay by perkynurples
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Feb 2018
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26 Oct 2025
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Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness.
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26 Oct 2025
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Traveling Companions by billiethepoet
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Apr 2017
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The journey is long and hard, so why shouldn't Bilbo take what Thorin is offering?
Oh, probably because he's hopelessly in love with a handsome king who's only interested in him for sex. But there's not much else to do when you're on your way to fight a dragon.
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30 Jul 2025