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[Filk] Start the world by contritecactite, irrationalpie
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
08 Jan 2026
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A moment between Melinoë and Zagreus before time resets.
Filk set to the song "Stop the World" from the musical "Come From Away."
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- Part 4 of Party Line Track 2
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[Podfic] All According to Plan by irrationalpie for KeriArentikai
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
09 Jan 2026
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There is a fox in the Cloud Recesses, and the dragons have not known peace since he arrived.
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Wei Wuxian makes sure his new husband and the entire Cloud Recesses know exactly how he feels about marrying into the Lan dragon clan.
Chatty podfic of All According to Plan by cerbykerby.
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[Podfic of] slipping through my fingers by blackglass, daisydiversions, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), fullofhope137, klb_multivoice (klb), korechthonia, sisi_rambles, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), with (dairaliz), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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Audio Length: 08:26
You are Yuna Hollander.
An introspection of Yuna's relationship to her son and their relationship across the events of Heated Rivalry. Not book compliant.
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[Podfic] ghost stories for lost souls by irrationalpie for Gavilan, sunkitten_shash
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2025
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Lan Wangji is trying out a body shape when he hears footsteps on the stairs. He is already thinking he has done it wrong--he forgets, sometimes, how many fingers a hand should have, and so he makes his body have sleeves instead, to cover his mistakes.
It is a man.
It is a man who will scream, probably. Lan Wangji is body-shaped. Lan Wangji tries to count how many fingers the man has before he leaves.
“Oh!” the man says, blinking. His eyes are whole, wide, and deep brown, with long lashes. He has a face for smiling, cheeks round and well fed, and when he smiles his eyes crease at the corners. “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize anyone was up here.”
Podfic of ghost stories for lost souls by queenklu. Versions both with and without music/sound effects are available.
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[Filk] Golden by irrationalpie, nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Sep 2025
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Up, up, up
With arms open
Lifting each other and holdin'
Gonna be, gonna be goldenA Broken Telephone filk written by irrationalpie and performed by nonplussed
Series
- Part 15 of Nonplussed's filks
- Part 5 of Group 3 (Narrative) ~ Filk Broken Telephone 2025
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Party Line Track 2 by contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, elrohir, farkenshnoffingottom, Freekyflob, irrationalpie, multivoice by (elrohir), nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed), secretsofluftnarp
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2026
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Filks created for the Voiceteam Mystery Box challenge "Tea for Two" thanks to horchata organizing a "Party Line" where pairs of people who had never collaborated closely before wrote and performed filks together, then passed their lyrics on to the next group to write a filk inspired by that one. It was a lot of fun! ❤
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- 910
- Works:
- 4
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Iliad The Musical by ananxiousflame, ArtemisTheHuntress, blackglass, bluebird8683, bookworm135, BubblesKat, carboncopies, Cathalinaheart, chrishuyen, crs_pods (chrishuyen), Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Filks (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), farkenshnoffingottom, GwenChan Pods (ananxiousflame), InklingDancer, ivylaughed, lyraonyx, minnapods (minnabird), PhenomenalAsterisk, Pods and Filks by (SerenaEW), RhetoricalQuestions, septemberbells, SerenaEW, stargateinmybasement, sung by (jacks_long_coat), with (jacks_long_coat), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie), with_CassieIngaben (CassieIngaben)
Fandom The Iliad - Homer
07 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 687
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Nonplussed's filks by esbielle was also here (esbielle), ImpureLily, irrationalpie, nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed), olive2read, takopods (takonomz)
Fandom Multi-Fandom, No Fandom, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, ヒカルの碁 | Hikaru no Go (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
07 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 4,678
- Works:
- 17
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Cloud Recesses Student Radio by AuntieIroh, bunknuckles, daisydiversions, esbielle was also here (esbielle), flamingwell_collabs, foundbyjohndoe, Gavilan_collabs (Gavilan), ImpureLily, irrationalpie, jennisais-pods (jennisaisquoi), jennisaisquoi, Jopig, kealdrakemna_collabs (kealdrakemna), KeriArentikaiMultipods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, LadyEn, Liadantaru, lightningshowl, mulberry_graceful, nonplussed, nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed), restlessMoss, Rionaa, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), shash_multivoice (sunkitten_shash), sisi_rambles, sunkitten_shash, TheLightningArchives (lightningshowl), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie), Wonderlandian_Geek, XxMiserySmilesxX
Fandom Partnership for a Drug-Free America "This Is Your Brain on Drugs" PSA Commercials, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 10,468
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Group 3 (Narrative) ~ Filk Broken Telephone 2025 by AppleSapling, Big_bunbun, filks by (horchatapods), hurricanearia (unitaryexectheory), irrationalpie, mahons_ondine, nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed), septemberbells
Fandom Fandom - Fandom, Naruto (Anime & Manga), The Forbidden Book - Sacha Lamb, The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Sep 2025
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These filks were written for Filk Broken Telephone 2025, with each filk inspiring the next filk in the group in some way. We tried to tell a narrative with these filks!
- Words:
- 1,362
- Works:
- 5
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It’s not the way he meant it, but if Hollander takes so much fucking offense on the (not even intentional) implication that there’s something more than rivalry going on between him and Rozanov… so be it. Scott isn’t here to coddle some homophobic crybaby.
Scott straightens, squares his shoulders, pulls on all of height, his strength, his anger.
“You fucking heard me, Hollander.”
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Or: Scott completely misreads his fight with Hollander in the ice
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One for the Road by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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“You can’t go two weeks without fucking me anyways,” Shane heard himself saying, and instantly felt like he’d chosen the wrong dialogue option. He should’ve said something like I’d like to see all the ways you can figure it out or maybe not sharing a room has never stopped us before.
Ilya let out a laugh, “Please, you beg for me all the time.”
“I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”
The Centaurs do a rotational room program for their first road trip of the season. Which would be fine if Ilya and Shane could be professionals.
Shane starts a fight and gets a Dick Trick, Ilya is a mastermind, Bood becomes an Queer Icon, Troy has no idea what's going on, Hayes is having the time of his life, and no one wants to talk about the showers thing anymore.
Now with Prequel, but stands alone.
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- Part 2 of On The Road Again
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the best person to be stuck in an elevator with by Sporkess
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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There's no good way to be stuck in an elevator. Not when you're stuck in an elevator with someone who treats being annoying as an art form he wants to perfect, and definitely not when that person is your son's rival who you've hated for years.
But, when Yuna finds herself stuck in an elevator with Ilya Rozanov, she realises there's more to the story than she'd seen.
Series
- Part 1 of It starts in an elevator
Bookmarked by irrationalpie
22 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
❤ (note that in the longer sequel, Yuna struggles with boundaries, but she also does recognize that this is something for her to work on)
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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So uh I guess I'm finally watching Heated Rivalry
(With apologies to Cake, who Does Not Care)Thought 1: none of these people have broken noses. Look at Ilya's incredibly pretty, straight nose.
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When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."
“Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.
Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."
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Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.
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- Part 12 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic