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Heaven Knows I Can't Change If I Wanted To (You Cut Me Open, and I Look Exactly Like You) by jasperthejester
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Dec 2025
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It’s been a year and a half since Hawkins split apart, a year since him and El broke up for good, and a month since he’s had a good night of sleep.
Currently, Mike’s weekly struggles mostly consist about keeping his grades above passing, not letting his feelings for Will get in the way or their newly repaired friendship, and not reacting too strongly to any of the bullshit he hears during Sunday Sermons –he’d rather not have another hour long lecture from his mother about respect, thank you very much.
But as Mike's feelings get harder and harder to keep at bay, Vecna makes his first move. When their plans go awry, Mike faces one of his biggest fears: losing Will for good.
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Or, my take on Churchgate
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Weapons Built Against Me, Well They All Seem to Fail (But Weapons Built Against my Home, They Always Will Prevail) by jasperthejester for MythuzalasHeir
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
14 Jun 2025
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Really, Tatiana just wanted freedom. She wanted peace.
Even when she was younger and worked for the KGB, some part of her hoped –however useless– that the blood she spilt would work toward some greater good. That through every act of violence, her and her people came closer and closer to peace and freedom. That in some twisted, fucked up way, she was still doing good.
That wasn't the case. And it only got harder to pretend it was.
Tatiana was a force of nature, one that brought death upon those unlucky enough to be her supervisor's enemy. She was skilled, quiet, and deadly: all a weapon like her had to be. It was something to be proud of. Or, at least, that’s what she’d be told.
She wasn’t proud.
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Once A Spy, Always A Spy (Forever, Whatever) by jasperthejester
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
30 May 2025
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At the end of the day, Mike loved his job.
Who wouldn’t? The thrill of a chase, the sneaking and snooping around, kept alert by the exhilaration bubbling just below the surface, getting glimpses of luxurious parties and lifestyles that he thoroughly savored in the few moments before his mission took over. The rush of triumph that washes over him when he snags files or places bugs in particularly good places, the glory that came with being one of the best in the business. He wouldn’t trade being a spy for the world.
No, he wouldn’t trade it for anything. That doesn’t mean he enjoyed it all, though.
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Or, a 1906's spies AU where Mike --after failing to save Will on a mission-- returns to the spy business in an attempt to move past his grief. While grappling with his lingering guilt, he finds himself entangled in a web full of supernatural occurrences, unexpected allies, and secrets that change everything.
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Or or, the Stranger Things x Spies are Forever Au no one asked for. -
For All The Ghosts That Are Never Gonna Catch Me (If I Fall) by jasperthejester
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
01 Feb 2025
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“Do you believe in ghosts?”
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or, a curtwen oneshot i wrote inspired by a prompt i saw
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It’s An Old Song (But We Sing it Anyways) by jasperthejester, KairiTheMang0, MythuzalasHeir
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
21 Jun 2024
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Curt felt the air around him grow thin as he stared up at Owen. He had this feeling that he had been here before, and this dreadful ache in his chest that he’d be here again.
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Love Me Or Hate Me I Need You to Choose (It Tears Me Apart When I’m Thinking of You) by jasperthejester
Fandom Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
07 Dec 2023
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u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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“That’s not my favorite.”
“Oh.” Will blinks. “What is?”
Mike’s tongue darts out to wet his lower lip. “O negative.” Will feels a flush move across his entire body. His magic hums inside of him, excited. His fingers twitch against the carton. Maybe Will was wrong, maybe this is different than having a favorite kind of pizza. More personal. O negative sits differently in Will’s head than double black olives with extra cheese does. More intimate.
“Oh.” Will blinks again. And maybe O negative sits differently in Will’s head, because it also flows through his veins. He feels obligated to tell Mike. “I’m O negative.”
Mike’s pupils widen again. “I know.” His voice is low, gravelly.
Will’s breath hitches again. “You know?” He flinches when Mike’s fingers graze his, peeling the carton out of Will’s hand.
Mike takes a deep breath. “I can smell it.”
Or, five times that Will offered Mike his blood and the one time that Mike accepted.
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- Part 1 of take me as you please | vampwise
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Mike pushes into his hands, but Will keeps him still.
"Ask again," he says. Because he's greedy, and he wants Mike to want him.
He stares at Will's mouth. "Please."
"Again."
El is gone.
Will tries to figure out how to move on in New York, and Mike follows him. Their apartment is haunted not by ghosts, but by the two of them.
Or: Catastrophically traumatized boys cling to each other and accidentally figure out how to be close—too close—while moving through their grief.
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- Part 1 of Supervoid
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03 Feb 2026
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beep beep (so let's ride) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Stranger Things RPF
27 Dec 2025
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I shift my car into drive and rev the engine once, then twice. Their backs are to me, so just like every poor, unsuspecting fan who was forced to witness the absolutely abysmal writing of Season 5 Volume 2, they won't expect what happens next.
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vol 2 is so bad that the only way i can cope is by running over the duffer brothers and shawn levy with my car. and foah is there, i guess.
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i just may be a daredevil (can you feel my heart?) by coopermyagent for hannibalismus
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
31 Jul 2024
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Will doesn’t have anything to lose anymore, and Mike can’t lose him. The two go hurtling towards an inevitable precipice where the only option might be to go tumbling down together, limbs grappling for each other, flesh melding, and heartbeats syncing in time.
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Will’s composure cracks and beats up their middle school bully, finishing the job Mike started. :)
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