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Hermione Granger isn’t supposed to be a dangerous bitch with her hair tamed into braids or leggings beneath her school skirt or a sneer painted on her face. She isn’t supposed to quietly watch people, only responding to questions if she feels like it. She isn’t supposed to be difficult to read unless she is angry. She isn’t supposed to make the temperature drop several degrees upon entering a classroom. She is supposed to be a swotty, bushy-haired, skinny, book-obsessed, grade-chasing, overemotional, desperate little people-pleaser. That’s what everyone expects. That’s what everyone wants. It doesn’t matter that she’s been through a war, had likely carried her two Gryffindor parasites through every battle, had been the most wanted Muggleborn in Britain. Everyone wants Hermione Granger in a box and now they are shocked and irate to find she no longer fits.
Or... Hermione Granger returns for 8th Year at Hogwarts, is forced to re-sort into Slytherin, and turns everyone's lives upside down.
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The Scavenger Hunt by emeraldsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
14 May 2024
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“Parvati Patil and Seamus Finnegan.” Both Parvati and Seamus smiled at each other widely and walked up, leaving just three more students. Hermione scanned the room: Ernie MacMillan, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy.
Please don't be Malfoy,
Please don't be Malfoy, she begged internally.“Ernest MacMillan and Luna Lovegood,”
Fuck, fucking fuck.
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Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.
Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?
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18 Feb 2026
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The Krake has his eyes set on three young soldiers to act as prey in his perverse, erotic game. Kamil, Rainer, and Tomás, three youths kidnapped from their colony ship and deposited on a hostile alien world, full of creatures that have a certain interest in their fit, sexy bodies. This was a fight that they never signed up for, but one they must desperately try to win. Survival is not guaranteed. Sex, one way or another, absolutely is...
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- Part 1 of Of Trials, Tribulations, and Climaxes
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10 Feb 2026
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Hermione wants to choose the safe boy—the steady, sensible boy everyone says suits her perfectly.
But the castle keeps nudging her into dim corridors and wrong passages, straight into Draco Malfoy’s orbit… where he stands only inches away, breath brushing hers, voice low with things he shouldn’t dare to say.Bookmarked by jlta
09 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger became a member of the Order of the Phoenix not because she was close to Harry Potter or because she was sorted to Gryffindor. She joined the Order simply because it was the right thing to do. And she didn't need to feel any sympathy to those around her to do so.
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30 Jan 2026
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Draco smiled at her. “You’re right, Granger. It’s their own mistake they matched us. They’re not ready for what we can do together. Together, we can bring the Ministry to it’s knees.”
Hermione took a step forward and thrust her hand towards him. “To a happy marriage, then.”
He smirked and wrapped his hand around hers. “To a happy marriage, Mrs. Malfoy. Shall we take a stab at a contract?”
“Don’t call me Mrs. Malfoy or I’ll be taking a stab at you.”
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Hermione Granger’s plan was to be alone. All she wanted to do was run away to her little hidden cottage and forget the Post-War Marriage Act was never passed. Her little plan would have worked too if Draco Malfoy had just cut his losses and returned to Azkaban.
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19 Jan 2026