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    After ignoring his phone in favor of getting split in two by his situationship, Shane is stranded in Boston at the start of the zombie apocalypse.

    Ilya is left with nowhere to go, and Shane refuses to leave him behind. In order to survive, they have to cross the Canadian border and get to the cottage, together.

    But getting to Canada is far easier said than done. When Ilya is badly injured, their road-trip becomes a race against the dead—and the infection spreading through Ilya’s leg.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

    Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    After Ilya lost his father in 2017, he buried himself in chasing the Stanley Cup and trying to prove himself to ghosts, even at the expense of the love of his life. After 4 of the most successful consecutive seasons he's ever had in his career, Ilya still knows something is missing in his life and transfers to the Ottawa Centaurs. He tells himself he transferred teams because he was looking for a challenge. He also tells himself it has nothing to do with a certain Montreal player within driving distance. He is a very bad liar.

    Shane struggled to pick up the pieces after the love of his life broke his heart and buried himself in the sport they both loved. When he found out he was pregnant four months after Ilya Rozanov told him that their relationship was over, Shane put everything into rebuilding his life and himself. Now he's a solo parent drowning under the guilt of not being able to actually parent.

    One chance encounter changes causes cracks in the surface of their carefully controlled lives, and if they’re not careful it will shatter them both entirely.

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    The Hollanov secret baby fic that no one asked for but I am legally obligated to provide

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Ilya died, yes, but then the doctors saved him. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the ambulance, three electric shocks, two emergency surgeries, twenty-six units of blood. Ilya died, but then he came back.

    If only Shane could get his subconscious to understand that.

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    04 Feb 2026