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Take Your Kid To Work Day (Mafia Edition) by buryyourdoves for TiniestRaven
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Feb 2026
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Dazai shrugs. "School's closed for teacher conferences, and we had no one to watch him. It's fine, pretend he's not here."
Pretend there isn't a small, impressionable child in the room while we discuss Mafia business isn't exactly an easy task.
Whatever.
Chuuya sighs. "Fine. So we shot all the grunts in—"
The child gasps loudly and dramatically enough to rival Dazai, though more genuinely than the alpha ever would, scent sharply souring. "SHOT!?"
"In laser tag!" Dazai quickly corrects, wrapping his arms around the kid and pressing a wet kiss to his cheek, ignoring his squealing and squirming as he nuzzles his nose into the kid's scent gland. "Keep coloring, baby. Go on, Chuuya."
God, Chuuya is so kicking his ass later…
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15 Feb 2026
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the only thing I remember (was how much it hurt) by DeviBlue
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 Oct 2023
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Dazai wasn’t born afraid of dogs. In a world where a fourth of the population was animal shifters, it was common to see dogs.
It was at the age of thirteen when his fear began.
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Dazai is a cat shifter who has had too many bad experiences.
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25 Jan 2026
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Everything or Nothing by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2023
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College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.
His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate.
And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane.
Turkish Translation Here
Vietnamese Translation Here
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- Part 1 of Tell Me a Story
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30 Dec 2025
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Atsushi has a cramped apartment, a sad job paired with a barely working relationship and an unreasonably loud neighbor who never lets him rest at night.
Between vacuuming at 2AM, karaoke solos through the wall, and dramatic monologues about drowning in the bathtub, the man is impossible to ignore.
Answering back was Atsushi’s first mistake.
The second was realising he might actually enjoys talking to this weird stranger.
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24 Nov 2025
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“You refused to take the mandatory swim test,” Mori said suddenly. Chuuya lifted his head up at the sudden topic change. “Are you afraid of water, Chuuya-kun?”
Chuuya didn’t like where this was going. “No, sir.”
A small ‘ah’ of understanding left Mori’s mouth. “So just afraid of being submerged then?”
His heart skipped a beat. “N-no, Mori-san.”
Mori chuckled. It felt like a death sentence. “Don’t lie to me, Chuuya-kun.”
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Mori knows Chuuya's worst fears and uses them as punishment.
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08 Nov 2025