killsyouviolently

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  1. Rec *

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    While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.

    Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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    Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be added

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    a game consists of 11 alternating rounds of chess and boxing. each round lasts 3 minutes, on the clock. fighters win by: a) knockout, b) checkmate, c) stalemate, or d) judge’s decision. nearly all other standard chess and boxing rules apply.

    Virgil is about to throw himself off a bridge. Logan is the owner of a quiet gym with a focus on a very strange hybrid sport. Also, there's dinosaurs. Nobody knows what's up with the dinosaurs.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Rumi doesn’t leave.

    She doesn’t want to. Even if she had tried, it would probably have been impossible – Zoey and Mira have positively caged her in, and she doesn’t think there's a way of escaping. She’s basically buried underneath them.

    She… she likes it.

    The way they don’t seem to shy away from her, the way both of them seem to seek physical contact.
    She doesn’t even think that anyone ever hugged her, before she met her team.
    And now, she’s here, between her first and best friends – and Zoey keeps burying her head in Rumi’s shoulder, whenever she laughs too much; and Mira’s legs are pressed against her own, and the taller girl absentmindedly grabs her hand every now and then.

    She thinks she might like it - being held like this.

    – .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳. –

    In which the Honmoon is more than just a shield protecting the world from demons - it is a net, is a connection, it binds souls together and never lets them go again. And it has chosen. Rumi is just left to wonder if, despite of what she is, the other two parts of her soul will be able to love her, still.

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    15 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Hannah Foster is the Omen, bringer of warnings for the ancient entity Webby. When the apotheosis comes to Hatchetfield, she has little to go on.

    Starlight. Blue. Dancing dead. Warn the Catalyst.

    She'll do her best.

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    16 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    You are Norman “The Skipper” Takamori, and in the past twenty-four marbecs (several of which you did not get to experience) you have escaped from jail, been stabbed twice, helped free a god, had an actual conversation with the slug who’s been commandeering your body for who knows how long that was very undercut by the face he was wearing at the time, melted a significant portion of a galactic empire, watched a moon fill up with powdered imitation egg substitute, carried out the single most inadvisable piloting maneuver of your career (such as it is), officiated a marriage for two people whom you had never met before in your life, maybe declared one of your crewmates as your son, and only now realized that you might actually need and be able to take some time to process all of that.

    Or, what to do with your life when it turns out it’s not so easy to back out of it as you thought

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    11 May 2025