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Sleepy Bambi and the Beast by A_x_Carousel_x_of_Cats_and_Rabbits_x
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Nov 2025
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Past VoxAl Oneshot with explicit kinks-
A few months after brutally rejecting Vincent's proposal as business partners, Vincent finds himself at the bar he used to frequent with Alastor.
Alastor shows up and feels a bit nostalgic, toying with Vincent a bit while having a little too much to drink.
They end up at Vincent's place, and he ends up finding out that Alastor has been a female this whole time! And she actually wants consensual somno sex?
***DISCLAIMER***
This is NOT Trans Alastor, this is female Alastor who has passed as male simply because no one ever questioned her about it. She never felt one way or the other, and while the story starts out with he/him pronouns, this is simply because Vincent had viewed her this way up until this point.ALSO- this is consensual dubcon somno bc Vox is a pervy bastard for the most part, but while Alastor is sleepy/tipsy, she does want this and initiates that idea of the somno part.
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“Do you think that is…” he said, measuring each word and swallowing before continuing, “…unattractive to you?”
The chat bubble started moving quickly. It stopped. Then moved again.
SharkDaddyBoss1:
Do you want me to be gentle or to tell the truth?Alastor raised an eyebrow. “The truth,” he replied. “Always.”
Only a few seconds passed.
SharkDaddyBoss1:
I’m really into milfs
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Alastor no aparta su mano, a pesar de cuánto le gustaría hacerlo.
Por lo general este es un juego que reserva para algún repugnante cerdo de hombre blanco al cual habría acechado durante unas semanas, como mínimo. Quizá incluso unos meses. No está seguro de que este en particular califique aún para su lista principal, pero ciertamente cumple con todos los requisitos preliminares. Sin embargo, sería una presa terrible, señala Alastor tristemente. ¿Un hombre blanco de alto perfil, proveniente de Nueva York, que ha venido específicamente a buscarlo? No, no resultará. No puede matar a este hombre. Se lo atribuirían a él de inmediato.
Peeeeeero, todavía se está divirtiendo, dejando unas cuantas dulces trampas aquí y allá, por alguna razón. Por si acaso.
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AU Humano en los años 30. El locutor de noticias (y ejecutivo de CBS) Vincent viaja a Nueva Orleans para buscar algún nuevo talento. Él obtiene mucho más de lo que esperaba en un peculiar locutor de radio.
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The contact is brief, but it is enough.
And with that, a wave of pheromones floods his nostrils, thick enough to drown in. Nauseating, suffocating. Enough to make his legs go weak, his head spin, a burning ache twisting low in his stomach.
No.
No.
Of all the alphas in this rotting hell, he had to meet the only one whose scent has never repulsed him.
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The only person Alastor ever thought he could allow himself to be intimate with, until Vox decided to ruin everything with a damn business proposal.
Or: A truck full of love potions crashes and its content spills out. Chaos ensues. Alastor and Vox find themselves on top of a communications tower. There is a small room in that tower. Vox gives, Alastor takes. They communicate.
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*Oneshot now turned twoshot. Part 2 up!
Alastor likes to play a game every rut cycle. He’ll go to a bar and scout out potential partners. He doesn’t actually plan on having sex with any of them and never does. But he finds the chase exciting. He likes to get their hopes up and then dash them.
This rut cycle, his mark is a new demon whose strange box head fascinates Alastor. Then the demon tells Alastor he also has two penises.
Intrigued, Alastor asks to take a peek.
Shameless smut written for bottom Alastor week on Twitter, prompt “Rut/ Dirty Talk.” Alastor has deer traits and is in a rut. Vox has two shark dicks (including the spines.)

