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    Team Canada is undefeated, the Olympic Village is buzzing, and Shane Hollander just wants to focus on hockey.

    Unfortunately, his husband has discovered capitalism for himself.

    When the Olympic Committee announces a condom shortage across the Village, Shane assumes it’s just another chaotic headline in an already surreal tournament. What he does not expect is to discover that Ilya Rozanov has been quietly selling their unused “complimentary health supplies” to stressed-out rookies and possibly half the international athletes...for five euros each.

    + additional drawing!

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “You’ve been selling them.” Shane realized, horrified.
    "It is cold in Canada Shane, Pork needs new sweaters and Anya needs new booties for the snow, how shall we afford that, huh?"

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    A fic in which Ilya's lock screen is Shane asleep and a pic with fans calls for Shane's revenge on Ilya.

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    Several MLH referees have a group text, mostly just to talk shit, but when a new ref who speaks Russian joins the chat, they all start to put the pieces together.

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “I come up here, too. Find her. Play in the stars and return home for us both. Or at least that was the plan.”
    “And so the tennis ball?” Shane asked.
    Rozanov shrugged. “Dogs like fetch.”
    ...
    The tennis ball was not a fidget toy.
    It was not a weapon of low-grade harassment.
    It was a fetch ball for a dog that had never come home, carried by a man whose mother had left and never came home either.

    you can't bring up Laika and expect me to just be fine with it

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    Ilya has always put up an aggressive front for the public, figuring that he mid as well live up to his reputation but when a reporter claims that Ilya has "gone soft" the dam finally breaks and he can no longer keep up his facade.

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