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You’re Too Sweet by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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(Previously titled You’re Too Sweet I Need to Drink You With Liquor)
Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
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05 Mar 2026
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i don't know what that remote is for by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2020
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Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.
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05 Mar 2026
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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05 Mar 2026
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I played it hard and fast, 'cause I had everything by Phantomxlegend
Fandoms: Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
26 Jul 2025
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“Bottle landed on you, rules are rules,” Bart rambled off rapid fire, already shoving them toward the closet. Kon nearly tripped over his feet and stumbled, Tim’s hand instinctively curling around his bicep to steady him.
“Bart—“ Kon tried to protest, but then he felt the hand on his back shove hard, and he all but fell into the open closet. Tim shoved in right behind him.
“Okay, have fun, but not too much fun, we’re right out here… I’ll get you in seven minutes. Okay, bye!” Bart chirped, the grin spreading across his face absolutely deadly. Kon barely got a glance at his cheerful wave before the door was slammed right in their faces.
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Tim, Kon, and seven minutes in Heaven
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- Part 20 of DC comics? like direct current?
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28 Feb 2026
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smoke on the horizon coming through in waves by Phantomxlegend
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Feb 2026
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“Long week,” Tim admitted, stretching his arms above his head languidly like a cat, a little bit of his shirt riding up to expose the soft white skin of his belly.
“Long enough to get high on a Wednesday?” Kon asked, eyes glancing over at the vape pen resting on the bedside table. He couldn’t stop himself from laughing. “Couldn’t even wait until Friday?”
“No time on Fridays,” Tim shook his head slowly and then reached out to fumble with the pen on the table next to him, “That’s when all the criminals are out… s’ like they got day jobs or something.”
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Tim gets high and he and Kon have sex
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- Part 38 of DC comics? like direct current?
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28 Feb 2026