lethargicShot

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    chronic conditions by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    21 Jan 2022

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    “I will ask you questions of a person unnamed,” Commander Cody says. “And afterwards you can tell me if any of these behaviors are in need of professional support.”

    Kix’s stomach yearns to become a farmer. Oh, the cheese it could make. It decides to practice curdling while this conversation continues.

    (Kix ends up learning way more than he asked to about a most scandalous affair occurring at very top of the 212th Attack Battalion.)

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    they're neutral by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    04 Jul 2022

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    They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.

    They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.

    He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.

    (Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)

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    pines and needles by

    Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types  

    29 Jun 2022

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    “He is an owlet,” Qui-Gon corrects. “A Stewjoni. They are tawny with spots. His genes are quite affected, even more than it appears on the surface.”

    Feemor loves his master, but he does not care. He would like to hold the chick now, please.

    “Owlet, Feemor.”

    Chick chick chick chick chick chick chick, please.

     

    (Prequel to to take flight wherein Obi-Wan is an owl-person who requires enrichment.)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Притяжение неприятностей/людей/котов (нужное подчеркнуть) by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    19 Aug 2025

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    Убить голыми руками, обложить хуями, заебашить лучшие в мире сырники — Юра мастер на все руки! Просто ёбарь, пекарь и аптекарь.
    Получив задание защищать Отабека, он думал, что готов к любому развитию событий. То, что он самонадеянный долбоёб, ему только предстояло узнать.

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    Elevator Music (But It's Just Neil Telling Everyone To Shut Up) by

    Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic  

    05 Dec 2025

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    Neil was just trying to leave the hotel he'd holed himself up in after being released from WITSEC two weeks ago.

    Simple, right?

    And while he did succeed in leaving the building, he also managed to get stuck in an elevator with the entire Palmetto State exy team, perform emergency triage on half of them, parkour a little, and possibly learned what it means to be free.

    Featuring: Chaotic Foxes, Neil being the only competent person in the room, concerning head wounds, and even more concerning blondes who won't stop staring while Neil tries his best not to die in this elevator.

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