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Criminology student Izuku is one thing: bored out of his fucking mind. When a group of attractive young men comes into the store he works at, Izuku can't help but get wrapped up in their ridiculousness. Little does he know, eavesdropping on his customers would be one of the best decisions of his life.
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pickup lines and valentines by aloera
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jul 2020
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“Hey, isn’t that Kirishima’s hoodie?”
“Yes.”
“Why are you wearing Kirishima’s hoodie?”
“He’s my boyfriend.”
Ochako grins, ruffling his hair. “You’re so cute, Katsuki, honestly. Like, you’re the only person who thinks that pretending to date Kirishima is somehow less embarrassing than just admitting you’re cold.”Bakugou and Kirishima find out that they're soulmates after two years of dating. Their friends are more than a little out of the loop.
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30 Nov 2021
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Sypha's Boys by ShifterCat
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
01 Jan 2020
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“Back in the tomb under Greşit, Alucard asked you about that prophecy involving him. And… you blushed.”
“O-oh.” That brought her up short. “Yes. That.” Sypha glanced away, gathering herself, then looked back decisively. “‘The Hunter, the Scholar, the Sleeping Soldier: they shall travel together. They shall defeat great evil together. They shall… love together.’”
Trevor blinked a few times, allowing that to sink in. Then: “Your prophecy says we’re going to fuck?”
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A series of short, smutty vignettes about the Netflix Castlevania trio, in sequential order. Set during and after Season 2.- Language:
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14 Nov 2021
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If We’re Being Honest by thequeenofwhump
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Jun 2021
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“So we’ll just blurt out random things?” Mina asked. “Like the fact that I can’t eat sandwiches not cut down the middle?”
Snickers rose from the class as she turned a bright red.
Aizawa sighed. “Not exactly. The quirk is a weird mix between a truth quirk and a prone to suggestion quirk, thanks to the boy's parents. It means you’ll be under the effects of a normal truth quirk, but you also won’t have the ability to keep yourselves from oversharing.”
“So we’ll all be spouting fucking word vomit like Deku?!”
“Yes, Bakugou. Fucking word vomit.”
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Class 1-A is hit by a very powerful truth quirk, and lots of things come out. Some things are quite harmless - quite the opposite, really - others are quite funny, and some open wounds that never really healed.
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20 Jun 2021
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Sero (00:03): MAYDAY
Sero (00:03): MAY FUCKING DAY
Sero (00:03): MIIIIIIINA HELP ME
Mina (00:04): what is it
Mina (00:04): whos dying
Mina (00:04): and why are you texting me instead of one of the responsible onesSero (00:06): CHECK YOUR SNAP
Sero (00:06): I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE STREAKS
Sero (00:06): I THOUGHT I WAS BEING FUNNY
Sero (00:06): CHARMING AND A LITTLE CHEEKYMina (00:07): you think a selfie captioned “send nudes” makes you ‘charming and a little cheeky’?
Sero (00:07): NOT THE POINT
Sero (00:07): (but it totally does)
Sero (00:08): BUT MINA
Sero (00:08): I JUST GOT A SNAPCHAT FULL OF TODOROKI I-TAKE-EVERYTHING-LITERALLY SHOUTO’S NAKED FUCKING BODY- Language:
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10 Oct 2021