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    Rudo has a particularly messy flare-up. Consciously, this should be kept to himself. His subconscious disagrees.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    awww poor rudo

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    Rudo hands are hurting something fierce lately, but it's hard to change the bandages when he can't even raise his arms. He knows he has people who will help him now, if he just- asks, but… AGH did it have to be so embarrassing!?

    OR: different times the members of Gachiakuta have taken care of Rudo's arms
    [will update with different characters, so feel free to request 🫶]

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Rudo wished he stayed in bed today.

    Suffering from a horrible headache Rudo manages to still get dragged out of his room and onto a mission by none other than his mentor and teacher, Zanka. The prick had a way of making him actually want to learn something, a skill truly necessary when dealing with teenagers, especially one such as Rudo.

    Loading into the company van team Akuta gets to hear about supposedly smart trash beasts, unknowing of what lay in wait and unsuspecting of the grousome injury one of them was about to suffer.

     

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    Rudo gets horribly injured on a job, is a little spitefull shit about it, and realises that maybe Zanka isn't all that bad of a guy.

    OR, OR:
    Basically that one Ibuprofen meme.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    They've been dating for six years and counting.

    Really, more like six years, seven months, and twenty-three days, but realistically, who's interested in all those nitty-gritty details?

    Not Jabber, that’s for sure.

    The important thing is, despite being twenty-three and having been lovey-dovey for all six years, never once has Jabber ever interacted with Zanka's family.

    Actually, that's a lie.

    He's met his family a grand total of maybe thirteen times, albeit each time ended up with them breaking down into a bloody brawl- not the type of interaction Jabber would exactly consider “getting to know your beloved’s family”, but hey- everybody starts somewhere, right?

    Actually, the more he thinks about it, the more he’s mildly miffed.

    Six years, and no proper introduction?
     
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    jabber wants to marry zanka and his journey to get the semi-approval of zanka's family (team akuta/the cleaners)

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    03 Mar 2026