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    “What’re you making?”

    Master Dooku is gesturing at Qui asking why the remains of some long-perished vermin is parked in the middle of the caf table, but Qui cannot explain through gestures alone that this is a creative hobby, not a red flag.

    “A windchime,” Xana says tightly.

    Obi-Wan peers at the table for a long time.

    “Out of those?” he asks, pointing at the bones.

     

    (Xanatos comes home and Qui-Gon ends up with two padawans at the same time at wildly different stages of life. The lineage comes together to try to help both get settled, and of course it can't be straightforward.)

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    08 Feb 2026

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    If the squirrel no longer fears Yan, then he must find something that she does fear, and that is this. And this needs to be implemented in the garden immediately, if Yan hopes to protect any more tomatoes.

    “My apprentice,” Sidious says, “I have noted that you have been absent from your post lately.”

    “Taken ill, I have been, my master,” Yan says smoothly, as though he is not one such person who waltzes around town wielding a great, horned, plastoid bird.

    Sidious blinks in a fashion that resembles the very same creature in Yan’s hands. Yan blinks back innocently.

    “May we walk?” Sidious asks.

    “We may indeed,” Yan says.

    (Dooku joined the darkside because he thought it would take him away from a life tied up in red tape and, finding that what was awaiting for him on the other side of the Force was just more goddamn red tape, he moves out to the country to an old cottage and demands that his grandkids come help him set up a pig pen.)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    They carbonize Solo twice, but in the end it only takes 3 full rounds to get through the whole thing. They’re getting quicker.

     

    (The Star Wars OT team (and a few Mandalorians) gets thrown into a time loop in the past. To get back home they have to replay the steps they took the first time they did experienced it in the right order. Naturally, some are worse at this than others, but no one is actually good.)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “I think he may benefit from some cultural education with you,” Jaro explains. “He appears to have become afflicted with the ‘tweens.’”
    “Has he now?” Master Kenobi rasps.
    “He has. The hinges on our doors have never seen the likes of this.”
    “No. Cal? Really?”
    “He attempted, in the early hours yesterday morning, to liberate one of the living room floor panels from its brethren.”
    “With his hands?”
    “With his hands.

    (AU where most of the Jedi survive O-66. The kids are not alright, and Cal in particular is trying to cope with the trauma. His Master does his damnedest to help understand and assist.)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    People talk about Feemor's master, but they don't ever talk about him.

    At most they treat him like some sort of miracle. They tell him that they pity him for having had ‘such' a master. They tell tales of Qui-Gon as if he is pompous and aloof. They joke that he smells like skunk and doesn’t believe in routine bathing. They make fun of his dedication to the Living Force and the way he talks and his fascination with plants and—all of him, really.

    Never to his face, of course. But to their friends. To their masters. To their padawans.

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    06 Feb 2026