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  1. Rec 77

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    The old lady scoffs, and her hands shift and come achingly close to the pak choi, causing his heart to beat a little faster - but sadly she does not resume packing. His heart slows down again in disappointment. “That would be a mess. Imagine if he missed! No one needs semen on their roof.”

    “Uh…” Childe blinks. He can't have heard that right. “Could you, um, repeat that please?”

    Childe discovers by chance an obscure ritual, and volunteers to help Zhongli with it. To save Liyue, of course. And just to save Liyue, and not for any of his own selfish desires.

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    18 Mar 2024

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    this is funny AND sexy what more could you possibly want

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    Zhongli isn't exactly used to the strange bodily longings that come with his new mortal form. It's all quite confusing to him, but Childe is rather eager to help him navigate them, offering to help him out when Zhongli was invited to his apartment for drinks and some "fun". Their meetings were now a common occurrence, but Zhongli can't help but notice Childe's behavior becoming strange, as if there's more to their meetings than casual sex, as if his mind is always somewhere Zhongli can't quite reach.

    As if Childe is hiding something.

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    28 Apr 2023

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    “I am attracted,” he said abruptly, with such conviction Childe’s breath caught in his throat. “But you are, essentially, inebriated. You cannot claim your desires as true and not a product of the aphrodisiac. It would be irresponsible of me to allow you to act upon them.”

    “I’m not drunk, I’m horny,” he snapped, pouncing, seizing Zhongli’s tie in his hand and yanking until their mouths met, a brief burst of heat— until Zhongli forced them apart and held his shoulders in an uncompromising grip.
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    childe hasn't spoken to zhongli in 3 weeks, but through the misfortune of becoming afflicted by an aphrodisiac, he finds himself at zhongli's door in search of help

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    12 Feb 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Alone in his study, Zhongli reflects upon the events of his journey with Childe and the growth of their relationship thus far. But a wandering mind and the pangs of yearning for one's mate are not so easily quelled -- and thus he is reminded of just how heavily he's fallen for the man.

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    23 Dec 2022

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    Childe is a criminal sentenced to life imprisonment and is forced to collaborate in an investigation together with Zhongli, an FBI agent.

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    12 Jul 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    just a gorgeous story with angst, fantastic plot twists, and a bittersweet ending.